Pienaar's gloves
Player Valuation: £35m
The belter sat in my seat on the train.
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minor things that make you fume
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evertoniandy
Player Valuation: £10m
My inability to go to bed on time and consequently being knackered every day.
When you ring someone and they don't answer and then send you a text asking what you wanted, its not 2002 anymore when calls were charged by the minute so just ring back ffs
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This again
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Go to bed on time, simples!
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
dark when leaving work, grrrr
evertoniandy
Player Valuation: £10m
Leave work earlier, simples!
Boss_Blue
I will find you and consensually bum you
Wools in firework shops with no sense of humour.
Apparently replying to the question ' what are you looking for mert?' With 'funnily enough lad, fireworks' is akin to sh!@$ing on the counter top before proceeding to smear it up the shop walls.
Narky tit.
Apparently replying to the question ' what are you looking for mert?' With 'funnily enough lad, fireworks' is akin to sh!@$ing on the counter top before proceeding to smear it up the shop walls.
Narky tit.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Again. But London drivers. Never had anywhere near this road rage before.
If there is an opportunity to push in to a queue, even if it's to overtake one car, then someone will take it. Holding everyone else up in the process.
If there is an opportunity to push in to a queue, even if it's to overtake one car, then someone will take it. Holding everyone else up in the process.
Waking up an hour early for no apparent reason...then wanting to go back to bed right when you're supposed to be getting up.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I was on the bus just then and a little old man got on shaking, he must have had Parkinsons or something; he says to the bus driver "I've forgotten my bus pass" the bus driver replied "That's £2.30". I hate jobsworths, it isn't coming out of his wage ffs.
People who yell stuff out during a minutes silence.
Coach
Player Valuation: £30m
Christ - I was dying for a massive fart during the minutes silence today. FEWWWWWWMIN.