minor things that make you fume

[Paulie]

Match of the Day 'banter'.

 

[B_Cook_1932]

They wouldn't notice the percentage but may notice x million is less than y million, or their accountant will!

True ... still grinds my gears though I'd be insisting on a clause where pay is linked to performance i.e. only 110% effort will earn 100% pay .. Let their accountants work that one out

 

[Paulie]

Why do women never go out with more than £5 in their purse? If I am 'down' to £20 in my wallet, I feel I must visit the cashpoint for a top up to cope with the 'just in case' scenario (which of course never happens).

Woman's logic. Or queue up to pay and then decide its a good time to count money out once they are at the till, despite having loads of time to do this in the queue.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Adult cyclists riding on the pavement.

In fact, I would like to upgrade that from minor.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Match of the Day 'banter'.

"You're wearing a dodgy shirt ha ha ha"
"You're criticising someone's bad foul when you used to be booked every week ha ha ha"
"You've just delivered a really bad pun, but with a knowing, ironic look to the camera, what a lad you are ha ha ha"

 

[ToffeeDoug]

"You're wearing a dodgy shirt ha ha ha"
"You're criticising someone's bad foul when you used to be booked every week ha ha ha"
"You've just delivered a really bad pun, but with a knowing, ironic look to the camera, what a lad you are ha ha ha"

"You never had the bollocks to become a manager, oh wait a minute, never did I, hohoho".

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Match of the Day 'banter'.

It passes the time until we are on last.

 

[Sapie88]

Went on a date tonight. Spent loads. I'm on the last 10A home, alone. Feel like crying.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Went on a date tonight. Spent loads. I'm on the last 10A home, alone. Feel like crying.

I've been there before lad (same bus as well).


Tried holding her hand and she swerved it - she got off at her stop and hardly spoke a word to me whenever we bumped into each other from then on.


I was 16 like.

 

[bluemangroup]

I can literally not stop farting today. Dunno what's up.

 

[Sapie88]

I've been there before lad (same bus as well).


Tried holding her hand and she swerved it - she got off at her stop and hardly spoke a word to me whenever we bumped into each other from then on.


I was also 16 like.

I've got no idea how it went. I'm shattered from last night so kept yawning (not good) she was also out last night so we called it a night, walker her to the train station then I walked to Queens Square. Also the windows are condensated and I've got no idea where I am.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I've got no idea how it went. I'm shattered from last night so kept yawning (not good) she was also out last night so we called it a night, walker her to the train station then I walked to Queens Square. Also the windows are condensated and I've got no idea where I am.

Jump off at Old Swan and visit the "massage parlour."


May cheer you up mate.

 

[Sapie88]

I've already had 4 pre date tugs.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I've already had 4 pre date tugs.

I'm glad you followed standard procedure.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Finding an empty box of something in the freezer.

Throw it out ffs.