minor things that make you fume

[LEONARD]

Why no Sago?

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

tell you what i hate after some mentioned work the other day, phrases middle management types use

guesstimate and touch base are two off the top of my head

Create a poll mate - yeno, run it up the flagpole, see who salutes, then we can blue sky it?

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Going forward...
Let's park that here.

Yeah, let’s put a pin in that one...

 

[tsubaki]

found out there are a group of people who go around giving thumbs-down to Thandie Newton videos on Youtube

 

[Efcjake]

Folk talking about which player "has a higher ceiling". Pack it in you gang of meffs.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

Blokes who ‘man spread’ on the tube. You end up in this ridiculous situation where you either have to accept it and squeeze yourself in, or stand your ground, which results in your leg being pressed up against another man’s legs for the duration of the journey, which is a bit weird.

So many utter bell ends in this city ffs.

funny how sometimes u can sit next a big guy on the train and he can keep himself to himself ensuring a relaxed journey for all but then a little guy who u would think doesn't need as much room is all legs spread, elbows out determined to have a battle over the space that should rightfully belong to your seat. Selfish ppl vs considerate ppl. The former also usually get their phone out and make their daily call quota nice and loud meaning u cant concentrate on what youre trying to read

 

[Baines' left foot]

Coronation chicken with sultanas in.

Completely ruins it.

 

[larbert toffee]

Coronation chicken with sultanas in.

Completely ruins it.

I'm hungry so at this very moment it sounds great.

 

[PITA]

Coronation chicken with sultanas in.

Completely ruins it.

That’s like saying that walnuts ruin a Waldorf salad.

 

[PITA]

were technically not allowed to go out with ours showing but its a ballache to put it away etc so i just do, it certainly isnt showing off

It must take forever to put it in a pocket.

 

[Baines' left foot]

That’s like saying that walnuts ruin a Waldorf salad.

Salad lol

 

[Toast]

Just been quoted £65 for a new battery for my watch.

Sixty Five actual pounds.

 

[tommytowne]

Just been quoted £65 for a new battery for my watch.

Sixty Five actual pounds.

Some watch then!

 

[Toast]

Some watch then!

Its not flash like.

Its kinetic, didn't even think it needed bloody battery.

 

[tommytowne]

Staying in hotels that make a song and dance about a dress code at evening meal. Long trousers for gents, no bathing gear and so on.
So daft lad here on first night adheres to the policy. It was like when you wind a mate up and say it's fancy dress at the party you're all going to, and he's the only bell that does turn up dressed to the mirth of the others.