minor things that make you fume

[tommytowne]

Is nothing sacred?
Been announced Thomas the Tank Engine is to get some new friends in order to replicate modern day living.
He is to get some LGBT characters in any new series.
Now this is a conversation I'm not looking forward to when five year old grandson and Thomas devotee starts asking questions.

 

[Kurt.]

Selfish inconsiderate arseholes smoking vap at the match. Bad enough that everyone is effect by the stink of it and the bloody clouds of crap blowing everywhere but half the hipsters using the dam thing are irritating in their own right. Taking selfies, chatting all game as loudly as possible, laughing at anything and everything like a bunch of 12 year olds and generally acting like tits. God forbid they actually support the team a bit, but that might effect their ability to make snide remarks all game about the team they allegedly support. Gang of meffs......

*affect

 

[Boba Fret]

The cold callers who call you straight back affronted after you told them no on their original call.

 

[WA Toffee]

Bat and Cockatoo poo plays havoc with the car paint, got some on my car and it ate into the paint like alien blood

Yep, I’ve got a massive gum tree next to the driveway and can confirm that cockatoo turd causes the paint to disintegrate

 

[chrissyjack]

Daughter and youngest son have gone to watch the Britney Spears concert on Blackpool Prom . I said I'd pick them up after it . Just sent me a text to go for them ......Just as I've made myself a bloody brew

Every bloody time

 

[Kenshin]

Wanting to watch the last episode of a show me and the wife have been watching. All the links we're finding episode 9, reinstalled the whole thing and installed something different. Then following that paid for a service to allow more links to show up as options, still having the same issue with it. Got fed up, googled the final episode, turns out that was it and I'd wasted an hour of my time to find that out.

 

[marsh]

When players go down supposedly injured, stay down crying, ref comes over and they are up after about 20 seconds.. just get up and stop slowing the game down even more for no reason at all

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

*affect

 

[Huyton Layne]

People who rarely say no to their kids. Have a set of balls ffs. So your kid gets unhappy for 5 minutes, better than creating a 'kin monster that expects everything they ask for then throws a tantrum when they don't.
Dealing with wife's friends that are making us zig zag across a zoo because princess wants to see lions. Well great now the little c-unit is gonna be bored because we've seen everything she's interested in 30 minutes in to a 4 hour trip.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who rarely say no to their kids. Have a set of balls ffs. So your kid gets unhappy for 5 minutes, better than creating a 'kin monster that expects everything they ask for then throws a tantrum when they don't.
Dealing with wife's friends that are making us zig zag across a zoo because princess wants to see lions. Well great now the little c-unit is gonna be bored because we've seen everything she's interested in 30 minutes in to a 4 hour trip.

In general I can’t stand badly behaved kids. They cause so much disruption but unlike an adult you can’t say anything to them.

 

[tommytowne]

An honest observation since I have finally packed in work.
By virtue of being otherwise engaged during the core working hours during the daytime, it seems I have been spared encountering the appalling driving standards of sections of the public. I suppose I'm referring to the mummies on school run and quite simply, those of an age when being behind the wheel is too much of a challenge.

 

[Caolam]

English people.
Now while I am not English myself I am not one of those people who inherently dislike the English, I do dislike a certain type of English person.
I am on holiday in Peurto Pollensa at the moment along with hundreds of very nice English people, we have met some lovely families. However today at the beach a crowd arrived, they were English and sounded Bristrol or south western. Firstly they arranged the sun beds so that they filled up the gaps between themselves and adjoining people. One of them was within 12 inches of me. Two or three of them sat about 30 yards away so that they had to shout to each other. They then opened a cool box, beers and ciders were passed around. One of the men stated that he had too much to drink the night before and wanted to keep himself right so was only going the drink cider.
At this point I said to Mrs Caolam that we needed to move but she was unusually more tolerant than myself and said to stay put.
One of them turned on the music on his phone and gave us the Eagles greatest hits, he frequently joined in. Following that we started on the Bee Gees, I thought that might tip Mrs Caolam over the edge but she said "No" it was too much trouble to go to the vendor of the sun beds to ask for a change. Then on of the women in the group asked if the beer was running through anyone else, a second woman yes and off they went for a piss in the sea were we were swimming. Mrs Caolam moved.
I know I am conversing with people who are generally English but there is a archetypical English person who is disliked throughout the world, today I met them.
Now while some may be moved to defend the indefensible by pointing out short comings in other races today was the last day of my holiday and I ran across the people from Shamless.
English people make me fume, or a certain type of Englisherson.

 

[Eggs]

English people.
Now while I am not English myself I am not one of those people who inherently dislike the English, I do dislike a certain type of English person.
I am on holiday in Peurto Pollensa at the moment along with hundreds of very nice English people, we have met some lovely families. However today at the beach a crowd arrived, they were English and sounded Bristrol or south western. Firstly they arranged the sun beds so that they filled up the gaps between themselves and adjoining people. One of them was within 12 inches of me. Two or three of them sat about 30 yards away so that they had to shout to each other. They then opened a cool box, beers and ciders were passed around. One of the men stated that he had too much to drink the night before and wanted to keep himself right so was only going the drink cider.
At this point I said to Mrs Caolam that we needed to move but she was unusually more tolerant than myself and said to stay put.
One of them turned on the music on his phone and gave us the Eagles greatest hits, he frequently joined in. Following that we started on the Bee Gees, I thought that might tip Mrs Caolam over the edge but she said "No" it was too much trouble to go to the vendor of the sun beds to ask for a change. Then on of the women in the group asked if the beer was running through anyone else, a second woman yes and off they went for a piss in the sea were we were swimming. Mrs Caolam moved.
I know I am conversing with people who are generally English but there is a archetypical English person who is disliked throughout the world, today I met them.
Now while some may be moved to defend the indefensible by pointing out short comings in other races today was the last day of my holiday and I ran across the people from Shamless.
English people make me fume, or a certain type of Englisherson.

..Puerto Pollensa is really nice, I always stick to the top rated hotels.

 

[EvertonCJ]

..Puerto Pollensa is really nice, I always stick to the top rated hotels.

We used to go to Puerto Pollensa a lot when my daughters where younger. A lovely family resort.
My parents met Seamus Coleman there a couple of years ago. He was staying there with his wife and young child.
My Dad has Alzheimer's and Seamus took the time to sit down with my parents for about 15 minutes and made a real fuss of them. An absolute legend of a man.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It seems as soon as September 1st hits the heating automatically goes on. Was on the tube this morning sweating more than I have done all summer because of it.