minor things that make you fume

[gonetomorrow]

"Add to a pan of boiling water, bring back to the boil and simmer......."
Does anyone do that?
I stick the vegetables in the pan and then add the boiling water.
No wonder the country's on the slide.

 

[efcforever]

I used extreme violence on the two offenders Neil.

My thigh is still sore and throbbing.

It was nothing more than an ambush !

Got stung on the neck by one a few years back. Spiteful little things wasps!

 

[degsy]

Got stung on the neck by one a few years back. Spiteful little things wasps!

Kopites of the insect world on so many levels.

 

[Toast]

Just about every frigging website you load, these days, interrupting your reading with a pop-up asking if you're ok with their cookies.

Obviously I don't want any of them monitoring what I look at so they can tailor ads. I ignore ads anyway (rule 1: all that us advertised is crap). Therefore you pile through in selecting them one at a time. ..... in the end, from pure frustration, you just find yourself clicking ok.

I'm pretty sure this mess was not what the privacy laws set out to obtain. Why can't the default be set to 'no tracking/advertising cookies unless I opt-in'.

Damn it i'd actually pay hard cash for a browser that would handle this on every website without asking me.

I was going to book a holiday earlier.
I got sidetracked and when i went back online, the company i was booking with had sent me a money off code via email.
Clearly as i hadn't completed it.
Amazing how they spy on you.

 

[Eggs]

...when you’re coming home from a holiday and you know your plane is at least an hour delayed leaving Manchester.

 

[tommytowne]

The reaction from my missus when I tell her, I'm too busy to get to the shops, and if I give her the money, will she buy herself a card for her birthday tomorrow.
Whatever happened to "it's the thought that counts"?
I'll never be able to work them out!

 

[FC sexy xxx]

...when you’re coming home from a holiday and you know your plane is at least an hour delayed leaving Manchester.

unlucky eggs . Get some Guinness in your shell .

 

[mawders]

The reaction from my missus when I tell her, I'm too busy to get to the shops, and if I give her the money, will she buy herself a card for her birthday tomorrow.
Whatever happened to "it's the thought that counts"?
I'll never be able to work them out!

it's my birthday today. im in the doghouse though so not even a "happy birthday" this morning

 

[Baines' left foot]

Mine are so chilled.

Well behaved children are lovely.

 

[degsy]

The reaction from my missus when I tell her, I'm too busy to get to the shops, and if I give her the money, will she buy herself a card for her birthday tomorrow.
Whatever happened to "it's the thought that counts"?
I'll never be able to work them out!

They're all the same mate, ungrateful.

 

[degsy]

Well behaved children are lovely.

Not to mention very, very, rare for 100% of the time, they all have meltdowns.

 

[YoboCopter]

The price of grenade protien bars

Im addicted but there like 2.50/3 a go

 

[Baines' left foot]

The price of grenade protien bars

Im addicted but there like 2.50/3 a go

They're alright but very dry.

I much prefer PHD's protein bars. Their White Chocolate Blondie bar is the best protein bar I've ever tasted.

 

[roydo]

People.

Phone just rang.

"Hello, you left a card saying you left a parcel under the table by the patio doors. There isnt a table there"

"Yes there was, a green round one with a white cover on. I left it under that"

"Well we havnt got a green table, and certainly not one with a cover on"

"You have 2 patios havnt you?"

"Yes"

"Have you looked under the table by the other one?"

"No, why?"

"Because thats where I left the parcel"

"Ohhh, THAT table by the patio doors?"

"Yes, see it?"

"Yes, I didnt think the card you left made it clear though"

Kinel.

 

[Eggs]

...when you get back to your car in the Long Stay multi storey car park at Manchester Airport and somebody has smashed the side panels in.