minor things that make you fume

[larbert toffee]

Woke up swearing, because in the dream I had the bus I was waiting for was an hour late. When it did eventually came it broke down. After walking home I realised I'd left my shopping on the bus. Whatever happened to erotic dreams ?

Ask Big bad jeff.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

News reports on TV where the reporter says "the injured were taken to hospitool". It's hospitAl you morons!

 

[Jimishorts]

Those who don’t respect a minutes silence.

Bunch of scruffs.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Just spent two hours in the garden trimming hedges, a bit of weeding and general upkeep. Right at the end, as I'd just finished up sweeping the last of the leaves into the bin, Mrs. Toff in Jandals comes out after watching tele to ask if there is anything she could do to help.

Bless her lol

 

[GwladysPhil]

Those who don’t respect a minutes silence.

Bunch of scruffs.

Went to Chester to watch the manc derby, everyone stood up and respected the minutes silence before the match whilst I was in the middle of asking for my drinks at the bar ffs

 

[Gwlacticos]

Only Connect. It’s just too difficult.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Only Connect. It’s just too difficult.

I was on fire with last week’s episode but there was nobody around to see it. Everton that.

 

[Kenshin]

Casual sexism by sky news / ban milkshake campaigners

One serving comes in at a whopping 1,280 calories - 64% of a woman's recommended daily intake of 2,000 calories.

An average 25-year-old would need to jog for nearly three hours or vacuum the house for five hours to burn off the calories.

 

[Baines' left foot]

In work the IT morons have been in over the weekend and changed all my permissions on the shared system. I haven’t been able to access any of my own files yet this week ffs

 

[Boss_Blue]

In work the IT morons have been in over the weekend and changed all my permissions on the shared system. I haven’t been able to access any of my own files yet this week ffs

Should have called in sick mate.

 

[LydiateLee]

Idiots shadow boxing watching the fight in a boozer. You aren't suddenly Jonny Nelson just because you watched the build up on Sky you sleeve-tattoed, skinny jean wearing, slimy biffs.

 

[chrismpw]

Idiots shadow boxing watching the fight in a boozer. You aren't suddenly Jonny Nelson just because you watched the build up on Sky you sleeve-tattoed, skinny jean wearing, slimy biffs.

Just like the acres of lycra on show everytime there's been a Tour De France, or tennis parks are rammed after Wimbledon.

But they say violence on telly or in games doesn't effect kids behaviour.

 

[Armel]

Just like the acres of lycra on show everytime there's been a Tour De France,

Tbf it's really uncomfortable riding a racing bike without proper clothing (mainly the chamois part). Can lead to all sorts of annoying injuries. Assuming they actually use the bike and don't go running off to the nearest bar and park the bar there and say they've been for a ride.

 

[YoboCopter]

feeling worse after a nap

 

[carlos21]

feeling worse after a nap

That’s not good mate.