minor things that make you fume

[Sapie88]

You're sexy, charming and nearly literate. Some bitch is going to well lucky one day when they land you.

All I ask is they are slightly intelligent, mildly interesting, not averse to sodomy and can cook a roast. I'm not asking for much.

 

[bluemangroup]

All I ask is they are slightly intelligent, mildly interesting, not averse to sodomy and can cook a roast. I'm not asking for much.

Sodomy before a roast? You'll ruin your dinner, young man.

 

[Sapie88]

Sodomy before a roast? You'll ruin your dinner, young man.

Okay, save it for afters. Still, with that minor list it amazes me every day that when I look out my window there isn't a plethora of ladies outside my house.

 

[RAFUH]

I am a dish. These wimmin is missing out.

Sapie is having a bad day - show some compassion you heartless ice queen.

What? Since I'm a poster here, I obviously get the allure of GOT men. Not my fault all my single friends are too far away to throw in his path.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Okay, save it for afters. Still, with that minor list it amazes me every day that when I look out my window there isn't a plethora of ladies outside my house.

 

[Sapie88]

*front window.

 

[Boss_Blue]

*front window.

lol

 

[bluemangroup]

Okay, save it for afters. Still, with that minor list it amazes me every day that when I look out my window there isn't a plethora of ladies outside my house.

All the slightly intelligent sodomites tend to not like cooking, in my experience.

 

[Sapie88]

All the slightly intelligent sodomites tend to not like cooking, in my experience.

It's a good job I'm a slightly less chubby, brown haired Paul Hollywood then.

 

[bluemangroup]

It's a good job I'm a slightly less chubby, brown haired Paul Hollywood then.

And still the women they no come?

 

[RAFUH]

And still the women they no come?

Think we've identified the problem...

 

[Boss_Blue]

Think we've identified the problem...

 

[Sapie88]

Think we've identified the problem...

Woah, my sexual skills are impeccable.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Woah, my sexual skills are impeccable.

 

[RAFUH]

Woah, my sexual skills are impeccable.

Oh, I believe you sweetheart. It's BMG that apparently needs convincing