minor things that make you fume

GwladysPhil · January 15, 2019

COYBL25 said:
Compliments from Frank aren’t a good thing, you do know that don’t you

I'll take it.

COYBL25 · January 15, 2019

GwladysPhil said:
I'll take it.

Desperation does strange things to people

GwladysPhil · January 15, 2019

COYBL25 said:
Desperation does strange things to people

Story of my life.

jaycee · January 15, 2019

COYBL25 said:
Frank does strange things to people

Fixed that for you

DixieDigne · January 15, 2019

When you go KFC and they run out of Chicken.

summerisle · January 15, 2019

I've overboiled my marmalade. Now drinking sloe gin for solace.

Naisy'sCharitableLeanings · January 15, 2019

summerisle said:
I've overboiled my marmalade. Now drinking sloe gin for solace.

You, sir, have always struck me as a very civilised gentleman, and this post does little to change that view.

bol-uk · January 18, 2019

People who say "stateside" when referring to America.

kev · January 18, 2019

bol-uk said:
People who say "stateside" when referring to America.

Oh yes. The very same people who 'humorously' refer to the Atlantic ocean as "the pond"

degsy · January 18, 2019

bol-uk said:
People who say "stateside" when referring to America.

Who arent even yanks and live in Bootle

Big Fat Sam · January 18, 2019

Parker NSNO said:
The inconvenience of having to find a new barbers as the owner of the current barbers has stabbed someone with scissors, outside a gym... *sigh*

The barbers are a kin rip off where I live. All the 'cheap' barbers (up to about 13€ for a cut - excluding tip) literally take less than five minutes to give you a short back and sides. The lazy gets don't even bother to switch to scissors when giving the top a trim, just using their machine and a comb to whop way more off than you asked for.

If you want to go to a 'good' place when you're looking at around 25€, and obviously they're expecting a tip on top of that too. Oh, and a 1 minute hair wash will set you back between three and five quid. Ain't no way at all I am paying close to 30 quid for a short back and sides when I get it cut once a month.

This one fat Iranian guy who was in a place I frequented took the mick big time once by taking a phone call and continuing to cut my hair, with the bleedin' phone between his ear and his shoulder while he continued to snip away. Needless to say I didn't go back after that!

When I was in the Philippines recently I tried a little barber shop I spotted and it cost me less than ONE POUND for a 15 minute cut, fresh clean shave on my sideys and neckline, plus a two minute shoulder massage. And that was the best cut of my life from a guy who actually took pride in his work.

zzr45 · January 18, 2019

I have Bronchitis and can't smoke.

Woman in work has her annoying daughter (also our cleaner) in.

I have never wanted a cigarette and five minutes out of the room more badly.

TyphooToffee · January 18, 2019

The laces on trainers and walking shoes are too long. I always cut 6" off one end before I lace them up.

TyphooToffee · January 18, 2019

Big Fat Sam said:
The barbers are a kin rip off where I live. All the 'cheap' barbers (up to about 13€ for a cut - excluding tip) literally take less than five minutes to give you a short back and sides. The lazy gets don't even bother to switch to scissors when giving the top a trim, just using their machine and a comb to whop way more off than you asked for.

If you want to go to a 'good' place when you're looking at around 25€, and obviously they're expecting a tip on top of that too. Oh, and a 1 minute hair wash will set you back between three and five quid. Ain't no way at all I am paying close to 30 quid for a short back and sides when I get it cut once a month.

This one fat Iranian guy who was in a place I frequented took the mick big time once by taking a phone call and continuing to cut my hair, with the bleedin' phone between his ear and his shoulder while he continued to snip away. Needless to say I didn't go back after that!

When I was in the Philippines recently I tried a little barber shop I spotted and it cost me less than ONE POUND for a 15 minute cut, fresh clean shave on my sideys and neckline, plus a two minute shoulder massage. And that was the best cut of my life from a guy who actually took pride in his work.

I bought a Wahl hair trimmer and have a number two all over. Most of the time I do it myself before my wife tidied up the back and any bits I missed. One of the best investments I ever made.