minor things that make you fume

Baines' left foot · February 5, 2019

FC sexy xxx said:
Big hatred of mine that . The headphones are on for a reason. To avoid human contact

See my girlfriend struggles to understand why I love nothing more than coming home from work and shutting myself away. I talk all day for work so I just want peace when I come in.

Parker · February 6, 2019

Maybe fume's a bit strong but...

That one person on every single tweet/video posted by Everton moaning about how they should be doing less smiling and more set pieces or some crap like that. Like the 2 are related.

Baines' left foot · February 6, 2019

When searching for properties online and you find one which has a photo of the outside, no photos of the interior and no floor plan.

What’s the point?

Not that I can afford one anyway ffs.

Daz1878 · February 6, 2019

LEONARD said:
ALL DAY BREAKFASTS=

only served up to 11-00am=

COYBL25 · February 6, 2019

Baines' left foot said:
When searching for properties online and you find one which has a photo of the outside, no photos of the interior and no floor plan.

What’s the point?

Not that I can afford one anyway ffs.

Probably because the interior looks like @BigBlueNose bedroom ?

Frang · February 6, 2019

COYBL25 said:
Probably because the interior looks like @BigBlueNose bedroom ?

Mate???

Parker · February 7, 2019

The "I never want Everton to lose and anyone who does, should support someone else" brigade.

Would love to know why wanting us to not win one game in a 38 game season in which we will not be achieving anything affects my claim to being an Everton fan.

One loss for a whole summer of potentially not having to listen to every single person I know (because yes, they will all suddenly become the most dedicated kopite on Earth when they win something) bang on about how they are the "best team in der werld" and "Jurgen is a tactical genius with his Heavy Metal football!" is a deal I am willing to make.

I assume the majority of people who say it do not live in the area and are less exposed to excessive Kopitisms though, so I can somewhat understand that it would be weird from their perspective for Evertonians to want the team not to win.

summerisle · February 7, 2019

I must lose two combs a month ffs.

LEONARD · February 8, 2019

The RS at home.

Having to swerve town until at least Tuesday.

So tempted to punch one of those Scandinavian tourists.

bigjonny · February 8, 2019

LEONARD said:
The RS at home.

Having to swerve town until at least Tuesday.

So tempted to punch one of those Scandinavian tourists.

I was thinking about that yesterday, by the time we get back from Watford and go for a pint Wetherspoons will be full of them

goodisonopheliac · February 9, 2019

I've had a cold for over a month and it will not go away and my nose is blocked whenever I sleep.

And my cat is faecally incontinent. He's confined to the kitchen so he won't poo on the rug in my living room.

degsy · February 9, 2019

goodisonopheliac said:
I've had a cold for over a month and it will not go away and my nose is blocked whenever I sleep.

And my cat is faecally incontinent. He's confined to the kitchen so he won't poo on the rug in my living room.

Why worry, you can't smell anything