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minor things that make you fume

Waitresses who are overly friendly and think they're being nice and welcoming by asking if ' everything is ok, can i get you anything '
every 5 minutes.

' Bitch, let me take a bite first, you will be the first to know if anything is wrong, ok '
 
When you're at the petrol pump trying to fill up your car but no matter how much wrangling and fidgeting you do the frigging thing keeps clicking, as if to say that your tank is full.
 

...people in the gym (usually plumper type) who don't clean the machine when finished. Minging.
...kids with parents who press the button on pedestrian crossings but have no intention of crossing over.
....drivers who hog the middle lane.
 
When a few ticket machines or something are all taken and there's a queue forming in the middle, ready for the leader of said queue to take the next available ticket machine, only for some tit to ignore our queue and take up pole position in his own queue. Plus, being in England, no one says anything ffs
 

Renee zelweger or whatever her name is. The wife is watching briget jones on tv and it reminds me how much I hate her face. Not the wife's face, zelweger's
 
Cash machines that ask you about three times throughout the course of the transaction if you want to see your balance or want a receipt. NO...I know I'm skint and would prefer to remain ignorant to my woes. They're just massive trolls.
 
Listen mate, just accept you're wrong and we can move on. Food at the cinema is acceptable, if I was watching a movie at home I'd have a snack, so why not at a cinema?

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sorry mate popcorn in the cinema within my earshot and munching it with mouth open is not acceptable
 

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