minor things that make you fume

[roydo]

Had this twice recently.
My neighbours are gobshites.
They will take a parcel in and tell the courier not to leave a card as they will see me later.
We haven't spoken for over a year, so they won't be seeing me later will they.
Last week they took in a £1300 MacBook.
Luckily the wife knocked immediately and asked for it as I'd have volleyed the prick down the road.
Then they royal mail also knocked, and as I was slow getting downstairs, I opened the door and found him using his own key to open up my electrical meter to leave the parcel in there !
I mean.. who do these fellas think they are.

( soz @roydo ) I'm sure you are sound.

Sounds like a tit of a courier if you ask me. Leaving a card isnt just to let you know where a parcel is, its also to protect the courier from being blamed if a neighbour nicks it. Get a sig, leave the card, jobs a goodun.

Anything else and the courier is liable for the loss.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Mate, no matter how bad you think it is getting, it will never be Western Australia bad. Middle lane is the lane of choice for the vast majority, the right hand lane is also very popular and if someone is in it, they are staying in it no matter what.
The only good thing is that I tend to use the left lane as it is mostly empty and makes my journey a lot quicker.
And don’t get me started on roundabouts, Perth is the only place I have ever seen 4 cars waiting to go through a roundabout all stopped and staring at each other wondering who is allowed to go

It’s the same in London. Often the left lane is the quickest as everyone is piled in to the other two trying to overtake each other.

 

[bol-uk]

My hangover in the morning.

This

 

[bol-uk]

Bleeding voltarol acrobat.

You wanna get that seen to

 

[bol-uk]

Men who spit there chewing gum in the urinal??

Why? Absolutely no need.

Some poor bugger has to pick it out.

Reminds me of this lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

Landlord has moved a horrible little scrotum of a lad into one of the flats in our building.

Now a package I ordered has gone missing despite being delivered when I wasn’t in.
I’m pretty sure it’s him, but as the Royal Mail are beyond incompetent, there’s no record of who the package was left with.

It’s taking all my willpower not to boot his door down and roll his head down the stairs... but I can’t prove it was him... ‘sake

I think one of my housemates stole a package of mine that was from my mum recently. Wasn’t anything valuable, just a few belongings and some biscuits (bless her). Royal Mail were adamant it had been delivered but it never showed up.

I can see this all coming to a head soon as there’s far too much package stealing going on. I’m starting to think I’ll just get things delivered to a ‘click and collect’ place. At least they have to physically take the package to accept it. Shouldn’t have to be that way though and defeats the point of home delivery entirely.

 

[PITA]

Some people are just so lucky.

I got dragged to watch Hamilton a while back. 2 hours of my life that I won’t get back.

 

[PhilM]

Phone Crimestoppers, tell them that there’s a steady procession of under age girls and dirty old fellas going in and out of his flat.

That shouid di the trick.

Get a few different people to report it over a period of a week or two using different mediums (phone, their website etc.) with a similar line but different details.

Drug links are another good point of reference, as all the above may push it up the pecking order, if that makes sense.

 

[degsy]

Mate, no matter how bad you think it is getting, it will never be Western Australia bad. Middle lane is the lane of choice for the vast majority, the right hand lane is also very popular and if someone is in it, they are staying in it no matter what.
The only good thing is that I tend to use the left lane as it is mostly empty and makes my journey a lot quicker.
And don’t get me started on roundabouts, Perth is the only place I have ever seen 4 cars waiting to go through a roundabout all stopped and staring at each other wondering who is allowed to go

Roundabouts; they havent a clue, I though it was just in Auckland, 4 kiwis all giving way to the right like they was told when learning...then they brought in roundabouts. But its just the same in Brisbane...not a 'kin clue

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Alan Pardew being paid by bbc to co commentate on the Man City game on 5 live. Talentless prick. The Alan partridge of football managers

 

[PhilM]

Alan Pardew being paid by bbc to co commentate on the Man City game on 5 live. Talentless prick. The Alan partridge of football managers

After his Mars Bar quote, he rapidly went up my list of disliked people from football.

 

[WA Toffee]

Roundabouts; they havent a clue, I though it was just in Auckland, 4 kiwis all giving way to the right like they was told when learning...then they brought in roundabouts. But its just the same in Brisbane...not a 'kin clue

I drive in Brisbane a lot, not as bad as Perth drivers, but more unpredictable.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

After his Mars Bar quote, he rapidly went up my list of disliked people from football.

Did he not actually once say on MOTD ‘he’s raped him there’ when a player went past someone. Must be some old boys connections for him to get a job

 

[gonetomorrow]

Did he not actually once say on MOTD ‘he’s raped him there’ when a player went past someone. Must be some old boys connections for him to get a job

You wouldn't even get away with that in the seventies. I can't see Ken Wolstenholme conjuring up such an image in the sixties either.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You wouldn't even get away with that in the seventies. I can't see Ken Wolstenholme conjuring up such an image in the sixties either.

I got myself fuming and submitted a complaint to the bbc. He’s a total shyster. Live in the NE and there were various rumours about him flying round up here when he was Newcastle manager. Super injunctioned etc.
It’s bad enough watching personality vacuums like Shearer get paid by the BBC, but Alan Pardew...