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minor things that make you fume
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tungetango
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Finally getting to bed way too late and finding the bed without sheets because you decided to change them and putting new ones on later
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
The continued use of the word "unicorn".
It was harmless enough when it was attached to describe the impossibility of situations, but grown people using it now is beyond the pale.
It was harmless enough when it was attached to describe the impossibility of situations, but grown people using it now is beyond the pale.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £10m
My brother is off there tomorrow for four days with his old navy mates. Twenty six ex-matelots. Last time he went out with them, I picked him up from train station stinking of rum and tobacco, in a real state, and needing a visit to a clinic for some sort of discharge. Tell her to avoid this group.
carlos21
KING OF REP
Good afternoon mate.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £10m
Good afternoon Carlos, hope you are well mate. I am getting soaked for the second day in a row. Bloody weather.
carlos21
KING OF REP
I hate this weather aswell buddy.
wainy
Player Valuation: £35m
Haha having served myself mate I know how messy the Navy lads like to get, hopefully they don’t give my mrs a full 26 man bukkake!
GwladysPhil
Player Valuation: £35m
FORMER EVERTON PLAYERS.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Just been to tesco garage to put some air in the car's tyres.
As I passed the garage to turn into it a quick glance saw me seeing four empty bays, the end bay being the one for the air compressor.
Not twenty seconds later I'm in the garage to see this dim ignorant slummy mummy park her Q7 right next to the air pump and scurrying into the shop with the three unoccupied bays still effing well empty, meaning I've got to wait while she gets her couple of bits. And she'd left two of her youngsters in the car, the absolute tramp.
As I passed the garage to turn into it a quick glance saw me seeing four empty bays, the end bay being the one for the air compressor.
Not twenty seconds later I'm in the garage to see this dim ignorant slummy mummy park her Q7 right next to the air pump and scurrying into the shop with the three unoccupied bays still effing well empty, meaning I've got to wait while she gets her couple of bits. And she'd left two of her youngsters in the car, the absolute tramp.
Some mutant tory I heard on the radio news saying how he was an underdog in the election "like a local sports team".
That phrase was like nails down a chalk board and I'm not sure I'll ever recover from the level of cringe at some weird little lizard trying to come across more human and ending up looking more reptilian.
That phrase was like nails down a chalk board and I'm not sure I'll ever recover from the level of cringe at some weird little lizard trying to come across more human and ending up looking more reptilian.
GwladysPhil
Player Valuation: £35m
That sort of thing is sadly acceptable behaviour now.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Transit van mot day. There's always something, normally involving me having to get the welder out.
Brakes and a tiny spot on the sill to weld. Ah well. Order £80 worth of stuff on eBay to sort the brakes and 10 minutes later get a notification saying 10% off site wide.
Sake.
Brakes and a tiny spot on the sill to weld. Ah well. Order £80 worth of stuff on eBay to sort the brakes and 10 minutes later get a notification saying 10% off site wide.
Sake.