minor things that make you fume

[gonetomorrow]

Looks like they've nabbed the call centre fraudsters in India. These are the guys who phone up and say "Mr Gonetomorrow, how are you, this is Microsoft and your computer is faulty". Some bloke lost £4000 apparently.
Drives me mad that anyone can be so stupid as to fall for it.
It also drives me mad that it took so long for the authorities to catch the wretches. I've been getting these calls for years and years.

 

[blue61]

Contestants who applaud themselves when they get knocked out of quiz shows for being thick.

 

[COYBL25]

Massive profit margin on them.

Not as much a screen wash for the car though. The bottle actually costs more to produce than the contents. Hence why shops leave them outside sometimes as they aren't arsed if they get nicked.

Which is also why @Frang drinks it too.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

My ex wife gets in touch a year after an acrimonious divorce that means I pay her maintenance every month for no god damn good reason... after sueing me for non payment when she agreed I didn't have to when I was unemployed... stealing my dogs etc etc.... to ask why I changed the Netflix password.

 

[Anno1878]

The redundant use of 'personal ' and 'personally'.
In my personal opinion...
Personally I think...

 

[summerisle]

The redundant use of 'personal ' and 'personally'.
In my personal opinion...
Personally I think...

Doubly worse when written personnel.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Doubly worse when written personnel.

And don't get me started on the type of moron who can't tell the difference between loose and lose.

 

[Billysgingham.]

Playing for a pool team in a league for the first time in this country. Came back from 5 balls down, guy was on the black and potted the white but left the black in an awkward position.
Cleared up my balls (insert Kenneth Williams)... And (insert Kenneth Williams meme) went for a do or die glory pot on the black.
Rattled the Jaws and then the referee told me I had two shots. On the black.
Lost the match because they play rules for toddlers.
And possibly because I didn't bother to find out the rules.

Either way I'm appropriately fuming for this thread.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Imagine being that bad at sex that she was bored in enough to learn to play pool while in that position.

I don't know what I ever saw in her.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Every single day I drive to the train station without fail within about 30 seconds of me starting the car there’s some utter tit head tail gating me despite the fact I’m going (slightly) over the speed limit. I just slow to the actual speed limit and annoy the ungrateful tits.

 

[carlos21]

Every single day I drive to the train station without fail within about 30 seconds of me starting the car there’s some utter tit head tail gating me despite the fact I’m going (slightly) over the speed limit. I just slow to the actual speed limit and annoy the ungrateful tits.

Good evening mate hope you are well tonight.

 

[Frang]

Every single day I drive to the train station without fail within about 30 seconds of me starting the car there’s some utter tit head tail gating me despite the fact I’m going (slightly) over the speed limit. I just slow to the actual speed limit and annoy the ungrateful tits.

I hate drivers that try and 'police' the speed limit.

bad teds them. just let him overtake you and get the neccersary punishment

 

[Billy Dean]

Pricks that spend half an hour on one machine at the gym

 

[WA Toffee]

New ipad update last week, 1st couple of days it ran really slow, now it won't even switch on. I know they are designed to become obselete after a couple of years so you buy a new one, but I will just take this opportunity to switch to Samsung instead.

Up yours apple

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Every single day I drive to the train station without fail within about 30 seconds of me starting the car there’s some utter tit head tail gating me despite the fact I’m going (slightly) over the speed limit. I just slow to the actual speed limit and annoy the ungrateful tits.

When I used to drive to Antwerp you'd always get the meff right up behind you flashing his lights.... Only gonna make me go slower fella.