minor things that make you fume

[Deggo]

People referring to player positions by their number. I wish people would say attacking midfielder, or defender or whatever.

There's only two acceptable ones for this - number 1 and number 9.

Ossis Ardiles wore number 1 at the 1978 World Cup...........it's a messed up world

 

[Ashtonian]

Sam smith.

Hate him

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Belter behind me on the Leeds - Liverpool train sharing her life story at the highest volume she can muster on her mobile telephone.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Prius drivers. Thanks for being amazing and saving the world from pollution single-handedly but stop driving either super slow or pulling maneuvers that a 3 year old would do. Kisses.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Prius drivers. Thanks for being amazing and saving the world from pollution single-handedly but stop driving either super slow or pulling maneuvers that a 3 year old would do. Kisses.

Prius, aka 'The Silent Killer'. Lethal they are.

 

[Billy Dean]

Photocopier paper jams. 'Koff paper jam.

 

[gaino92]

People throwing up in the bus causing me to smell a wrong smell and taking the piss to get home. Make it worse the lad was smashed

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Southerners.

 

[Billy Dean]

Southerners.

Bad tits, the lot of them.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you lend a 'mate' some money and 1 week later after asking them 3 times for it back you still don't have your money.

Proper knob head thing to do.

 

[sageyefc]

How Americans call crisps, chips

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Nobs asking for money back, gets on my NERRRRRVES.

 

[AlE]

Southerners.

Bad tits, the lot of them.

WOAH

 

[sageyefc]

When you dip a biscuit into tea or coffee and it breaks

 

[evertoniandy]

When you bring in a new player on your fantasy football and he gets sent off, the helmet. Then you find out another of your players got sent off too.