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minor things that make you fume
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gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
There's nothing more stressful than noisy neighbours. The worst thing is loud music.
At least with the noise of a washing machine you know it's going to stop but with music you don't - and it's being done for their pleasure.
After a few similar experiences we reckoned the best thing was to get to know the culprits and, however distasteful, charm them into not playing the music too loud.
Or bang their heads together. You could try that.
Tigger
Player Valuation: £35m
Get one of your hareem of screaming women round and give her the full Baino show from 10pm to 7.30 am, smashing that headboard against the party wall.
What we call KMart campers.
Turn up, try to park on a reserved site, got no gear just $99 KMart tent, try to wash their pots and pans in the tiny toilet wash hand sink.
Get moved on by the proper site occupier, pitch their tent in the pubic picnic area, stash all their litter behind a tree then 'koff home
Turn up, try to park on a reserved site, got no gear just $99 KMart tent, try to wash their pots and pans in the tiny toilet wash hand sink.
Get moved on by the proper site occupier, pitch their tent in the pubic picnic area, stash all their litter behind a tree then 'koff home
2 things today.
Developers are building houses in what was an overgrown field directly behind my house. It’s on solid rock so they are having to peck out the rock with heavy machinery. 8am on the dot they start pecking and it continues through to 5pm. Doing my head in.
Also,
Bought a case of lager from the supermarket this morning (not for immediate consumption) and placed it in the footwell of the car to drive home, when I reached home the carpet is soaked and stinking of lager ... 3 cans in the pack all had punctures in them and have soaked the carpet in the car ffs.... gonna have to get it valeted tomorrow.
Developers are building houses in what was an overgrown field directly behind my house. It’s on solid rock so they are having to peck out the rock with heavy machinery. 8am on the dot they start pecking and it continues through to 5pm. Doing my head in.
Also,
Bought a case of lager from the supermarket this morning (not for immediate consumption) and placed it in the footwell of the car to drive home, when I reached home the carpet is soaked and stinking of lager ... 3 cans in the pack all had punctures in them and have soaked the carpet in the car ffs.... gonna have to get it valeted tomorrow.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
"I'll e-mail you tomorrow about that really important thing"... Five days later, i'm still waiting.
Daz1878
Player Valuation: £8m
Whoppers who park their car a Rizla's width from the entrance to our drive, despite there being enough room to park a bus in between us and the next driveway along. It's almost as if they want their car - and, more importantly, my car - to be damaged as I faff about getting onto the road. And all just so they can save on walking 3 more steps.
ChesterBlue
Player Valuation: £35m
Piers Morgan’s existence
Went away for 2 weeks, forgot to put the dishwasher on, comeback to a penicillin factory.
On the second wash at 70degrees.
On the second wash at 70degrees.
You need to fight back by playing you`re Scooter greatest hits full blast from the moment you get in, till the moment you go to bed.
If that doesn`t work there`s always the nuclear option - GERMAN TECHNO.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
Light rain can actually cause fires which causes power outages
mobile.abc.net.au
Power cut to 50,000 homes as weather front sets fire to power poles across Perth
Thousands of Perth homes are still without electricity after rain and humidity combined to spark power pole fires overnight, with about 100 poles damaged across the metropolitan area.