Top draw cutlery, second draw all the shabite collected I'm convinced from the whole road.
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minor things that make you fume
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Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Putting on your socks only to find they are inside out!
Street cleaning by the council that starts at 7:30am
People who are on a Zoom meeting and say "can you hear me now?" obvs if we can't then whats the point of saying it?
Celebrities who think its interesting to show video's of themselves doing nothing during lock-down
People doing Zoom meetings with their pets on their laps and thinking its 'cute'
the kid who walks down my street early every morning bouncing a basketball.
Royals and Members of the aristocracy bitching about lock-down - its all they've done since birth!
People who keep saying getting back to work is important, not as important as death you stupid T**t
Street cleaning by the council that starts at 7:30am
People who are on a Zoom meeting and say "can you hear me now?" obvs if we can't then whats the point of saying it?
Celebrities who think its interesting to show video's of themselves doing nothing during lock-down
People doing Zoom meetings with their pets on their laps and thinking its 'cute'
the kid who walks down my street early every morning bouncing a basketball.
Royals and Members of the aristocracy bitching about lock-down - its all they've done since birth!
People who keep saying getting back to work is important, not as important as death you stupid T**t
Forgetting the pin code to your phone even though it's been the same code that you've used for over a year and you've now locked your phone for an hour.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
The in your face"you gotta get it up there, girls" verbals from the Tampax advert, where this is the answer to the question "can you feel your tampon inside you?"
Just been on in the BGT ad break. Deffo a bit too much info.
Just been on in the BGT ad break. Deffo a bit too much info.
Billysgingham.
Player Valuation: £40m
Just seen that wtf was all that about.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Your fault for watching dross. lol
When the front of your bike has an annoying squeak, you oil and grease all the bits it could be and it still squeaks.
I’m now thinking the squeaking could be me and not the bike ffs.
I’m now thinking the squeaking could be me and not the bike ffs.
Are the breaks aligned (one too tight so touching the wheel) and is the hub bar straight?
yep checked and double checked all cleaned and oiled. It’s definitely either my knees or ankles or both!
Home and Dry
Player Valuation: £500k
The Winslow getting called the wilmslow, wimslow and any other variations.
Period dramas that get the continuity wrong...looking at you Peaky Blinders - filter cigarettes and ronson gas lighters my arse.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Ryanair. Quick to try and fleece you in any way possible but getting a £40 flight refund is proving impossible.
Lad opening a packet of biscuits , taking a couple then putting the packet back in the cupboard with the open end at the back . When I grab the packet not knowing it's open , all the biscuits fall out . Just put them in the biscuit tin ffs
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
At least your lad only takes a few biscuits.
My lad would just take the packet and then leave empty wrapping lying around for someone else to tidy up.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
They take the piss these days. Changing their baggage policy so that you can't even take a traditional hand luggage size case on without paying extra was a step too far.
Still, even with that they're amongst the cheapest.