minor things that make you fume

[bigjonny]

It's alright, they were all going to the zoo in Antwerp. Whilst I sail on serenely towards Leeuwarden.

That’s my ear worm for the day sorted

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

That’s my ear worm for the day sorted

Been bouncing round my head all morning too.

"Lay down your puzzle willy!
Break off from grouting Jan!"

 

[gonetomorrow]

Nothing like a carriage full of howling children to start a 5 hour train journey.

My pet hate (suffered regularly) used to be squaddies with cans of beer getting on at Catterick and drinking all the way to King's Cross.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

My pet hate (suffered regularly) used to be squaddies with cans of beer getting on at Catterick and drinking all the way to King's Cross.

Used to regularly travel Glasgow to London by train back in 2011 and came to the conclusion that the guys necking Vitamin T for 6 hours starting a 0630 were actors employed by Virgin for the role.

 

[degsy]

My friend works as a safety inspector in construction and I told him they were 15 floors up with no hats, gloves, harnesses or anything. "Scaffolders mate, standard." He replied.

Knew a young guy who did part time for a friends scaffolding business...needed the dosh, new baby, house deposit etc.
I pulled him on the height thing.
His macho reply was...

Scaffs don't scare.

 

[degsy]

Jeans with fake rips.

When I was a kid my dad had jeans with rips in because we had no money.

You had jeans?

Luxury !
We had to go behind Flemings shop and steal the boxes they came in from the bins so we had something to wear

 

[Goat]

 

[gonetomorrow]

BT and their hard-to-figure-out call plans. Never cheaper. Always more expensive.

 

[Caolam]

Just watched a tv clip of celebrity types thanking the NHS for being special, that annoyed me, where were these people when nurses were on strike for a wage increase. About 6 months ago nurses in Northern Ireland were working to rule and manning picket lines in the cold and wet to receive a pay increase that they had already been granted. It wasn’t “cool” to gain some kudos by appearing on tv supporting nurses.
This pandemic has shown me two things, there is no cause, no matter how desperate, that a celebrity won’t exploit to self promote and there is no crisis so bad that private practice can’t make a few quid off it.

 

[Cool_Blue]

Does he support EFC?

 

[Cool_Blue]

The BBC forecast telling me all week that Friday is going to be sunny all day. Just checked, and apparently it’s now going to be cloudy all day

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Who doesn't enjoy a good erection first thing in the morning?

on my birth certificate it says my dad's occupation was 'foreman erector'

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The BBC forecast telling me all week that Friday is going to be sunny all day. Just checked, and apparently it’s now going to be cloudy all day

They never get it right this time of year. Funny with all the technology we have we still can’t say if it’s going to rain tomorrow. Kind of comforting in a way

 

[Armaghtoffee]

My dish washer door broke today and is now propped shut with a strategically angled child’s cricket bat.

 

[LEONARD]

All that money, you would think he would get himself a nice syrup.