minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Laminating pouches. Fiddly little b**tards!

 

[AlE]

Can't help but laugh at that old Chinese man bin man joke anytime I read wheelie bin.

You're going to have to tell it now...

???

 

[Titus Bramble]

Have I made a tit of myself again? It's been a long week ffs.

 

[Titus Bramble]

That can be one... Making a tit of yourself.

 

[Maxwell]

You're going to have to tell it now...

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a wank"

 

[Titus Bramble]

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a wank"

Brilliant.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Earphones in, listening to some music when walking; put earphones in your pocket and then they come out like the spaghetti junction and take an age to untangle!

 

[AlE]

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a wank"

Lol, appreciate the joke.

Still p***ed off with the fat cockney c*** who keeps taking me bin

 

[The Cowboy]

Earphones in, listening to some music when walking; put earphones in your pocket and then they come out like the spaghetti junction and take an age to untangle!

I actually lost it once, having spent half of my walk home trying to untangle them, that I just grabbed them and stretched them til they snapped then lobbed them in the nearest bin. Stupid really, as every pair does it so I had the same problem a few days later with a new pair!

 

[AlE]

I'm at war with my neighbour. He keeps stealing our wheelie bin, the fat cockney bell

Just taken me bin back and posted a harshly worded note through his letterbox.

May live to regret this when sobre.

Will keep you posted

 

[Sapie88]

Forgetting to cancel my Amazon Prime membership and being charge £80!

Hopefully I can get a refund FFS!

You can if you haven't ordered anything and used the prime service, or used the amazon lovefilm bollocks.

 

[orly]

Recruitment consultants. I've been employed for nearly a decade now but they still antagonise the poop out of me

 

[GwladysBlue]

I actually lost it once, having spent half of my walk home trying to untangle them, that I just grabbed them and stretched them til they snapped then lobbed them in the nearest bin. Stupid really, as every pair does it so I had the same problem a few days later with a new pair!

It really does make me fume, I just wonder how they can loop themselves around so much in such a short space of time!

 

[Ashtonian]

The missus when she, Sorry wrong thread

Anti smoking policies make me fume now. not the smoking part but the vaping part. FFS its water coming out of it, not liquidised cancer. People react to seeing the vapour as if its anthrax when its perfectly fine unless im literally breathing it down their throat, then carbon dioxide is the killer not the vaopur.


Rant over

 

[rascal]

It really does make me fume, I just wonder how they can loop themselves around so much in such a short space of time!

Surely you would tie them up in the middle? Stops them from doing that you see.