Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Yeah just like that. More often than not it was a builder. There’s so many wannabe hard men in construction.Going full Zlatan were they?
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minor things that make you fume
- Thread starter moosed
- Start date
Getting out the shower , putting ya socks on , then getting them wet by walking in a bit of water . The smallest drop is enough to soak half ya foot !
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
The postman ignoring the brand new video door bell we paid £120 for which lights up as you approach it, and instead opting for the archaic method of thumping on the door to gain a homeowner’s attention.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Hermes knocked on our door the other day. Genuinely sounded like the bizzies doing a drug bust trying to gain entry.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Pour too much tea into your mug, no room for the milk so have to pour some away - minor but very annoying !
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I have standards, admittedly very low standards, but standards nonetheless.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Us old arses may remember an episode in Steptoe and Son when Harold, once again trying to act above his station, berated his dad Albert for putting the milk in first.
Calling him a MIF (milk in first).
These days that abbreviation very similar to something a bit more vulgar.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
The smug gits on the likes of Grand Designs and the other show Ugly House or similar. Two things, firstly don't claim that you've built the house, they're the blokes all through the shows in the hard hats and operating machinery that have done that. And secondly, "and what was your budget and what was the final cost?"
"Well Kevin it was £750k, but in the end spent £3m but I'm sure you'll agree it was money well spent".
Load of bull.
"Well Kevin it was £750k, but in the end spent £3m but I'm sure you'll agree it was money well spent".
Load of bull.
Graeme Shar-pei
Player Valuation: £225k
those shows are just a way of letting the nation know you're rich but boring.
"after not seeing a property that suited them,jemima and tarquin have played around with numbers and realised they're able to stretch their budget by an extra £400k. jemimas mum has also chipped in a loan of £250k, so we're quietly confident they'll find that dream home"
Tarquin now spends next three years discussing curtain patterns, permanently indebted to his in-laws, wishing he'd spent some of that cash on brasses and lemo
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Pedestrians crossing the road 10 foot away from a proper one.
Drivers ignoring traffic lights at crossings.
Drivers ignoring traffic lights at crossings.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
My eyes water when a 60k pot is deemed minimal.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
I wear a plate in my mouth due to a distinct lack of teeth and said plate has just decided to snap in half, I'm now walking about looking like a gumless wonder!!
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
I'm reassured to know I'm not alone in my rant.
I did however forget to mention the obligatory pics of the family crammed into the static caravan they lived in while the build ongoing. And there's always the woman falling pregnant as well to add to the chaos.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Builders eh.......