Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Best life hack...don't support Everton.
minor things that make you fume
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carlos21
KING OF REP
Good afternoon Alan how are you doing today.
We have a new CEO. I mean, the company absolutely needs it, but I’ve never heard one person use so much management speak - it’s relentless. He’s also ‘made’ us use LinkedIn - I’m reasonably active on there anyway, but I’m now swamped with alerts all day, every day, by bullshine that would be better suited to Facebook. ?
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
This manager doesn’t know what she’s talking about a lot so just keeps talking in the hope no one will notice.
We have all been asked to provide her with our birthday dates so a monthly birthday call out can be done via video chat for everyone’s birthday that month. Everyone attending then presses these reaction emojis of hands clapping and love hearts.
Is totally insane.
“Not a fan of forced fun of any kind - leave me alone!!!” I got in trouble last time I made this not unreasonable request. ?
Lobster Johnson
Player Valuation: £35m
Our founder/CEO is turning 60 on monday and we've all been asked to do "Dear Leader" videos and "celebration" photos.
Normally I'd swerve that crap hard. However, as there's only 45 of us I would be rather conspicuous.
LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
Chinooks, why do they always have to fly so bloody low!! the noise they make is just ridiculous!
Lobster Johnson
Player Valuation: £35m
Because normally if you're transporting troops and equipment in a fairly fragile aircraft you want to hug the ground for concealment from radar, cover from ground fire and not telegraphing your arrival.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
That makes sense tbh, can't say there is much radar around rural Chichester but no harm in the practice I guess.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Apart from this weather...Good.
And yourself?
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Clearing next doors path cos she needs carers .
And the carers walk through the snow laden driveway.....
And the carers walk through the snow laden driveway.....
Our glorious leader
carlos21
KING OF REP
Yes I am good today bro cold out.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Yes.
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