minor things that make you fume

Getting flu and a 39 degree temperature three days before Christmas. My head is exploding just looking at my phones screen.

Time to tap out
Grim !

Literally just got rid of mine, kicked the siht out of me. Just gotta try n sweat it out. I was going to bed in my thermals top n bottoms, along with pants and a t-shirt.

Get well soon
 

Covid hits Christmas dinner plans, 3 gone down with it, probably a few more will test positive in the various houses - provisionally adjourned until new years day.
Also, now got shed load of stuff in the fridge to eat before it goes off.
The weather was forecast to be ordinary on the day anyway - only 28.
 
Covid hits Christmas dinner plans, 3 gone down with it, probably a few more will test positive in the various houses - provisionally adjourned until new years day.
Also, now got shed load of stuff in the fridge to eat before it goes off.
The weather was forecast to be ordinary on the day anyway - only 28.
Hope everyone gets better soon mate.
 
Took the wife's car in for the winter service yesterday, including taking all the summer tyres off and putting the winter tyres on.

Halfway through I get a call from the garage: "Hello mate, we can't get the last tyre to seal properly."

"Fair enough" I think. We've had these particular winter tyres for several years now, nothing lasts forever.

So I ask them to source two new winter tyres, do the whole axle. "No, sorry mate that's not the issue. The alloy has a crack in it."

Mrs. Tree has already cost me FOURTEEN tyres, four wheel refurbishments and three lots of alloy welding in the last nine years. Don't know why I'm surprised she's destroyed ANOTHER wheel. Quite literally addicted to smashing into kerbs.

Oh yes, the best bit? A new wheel to match the existing will cost £750.
 


People who use the lockers in gyms but don’t use a lock, so you get to play a really sh*t version of Deal or No Deal every time you want one for yourself.

I’ve really not missed other gym users.
 
Took the wife's car in for the winter service yesterday, including taking all the summer tyres off and putting the winter tyres on.

Halfway through I get a call from the garage: "Hello mate, we can't get the last tyre to seal properly."

"Fair enough" I think. We've had these particular winter tyres for several years now, nothing lasts forever.

So I ask them to source two new winter tyres, do the whole axle. "No, sorry mate that's not the issue. The alloy has a crack in it."

Mrs. Tree has already cost me FOURTEEN tyres, four wheel refurbishments and three lots of alloy welding in the last nine years. Don't know why I'm surprised she's destroyed ANOTHER wheel. Quite literally addicted to smashing into kerbs.

Oh yes, the best bit? A new wheel to match the existing will cost £750.
Why not get her a car with steel wheels?
 

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