minor things that make you fume

[Deleted member 24970]

Shthouses.

The guy who is cold or us three for not 'silencing' him ? lol

 

[Boss_Blue]

The guy who is cold or us three for not 'silencing' him ? lol

Haha! You three!

I'd have told him to koff and put his coat on if he was that arsed!

 

[gonetomorrow]

The woman in tesco asking me "do I need help with my packing?" To which I reply "no thanks love." As I'm a fully grown male I fancied my chances at packing the bags. How wrong I was! She proceeded at light speed hurdling the items down the till completely overwhelming me with groceries ffs love it's easier to move things to the right than it is to strategically pack your food to ensure nothing is damaged on the commute home slow down ffs!

I always say "Do I look as though I do?"

 

[RAFUH]

It's 70 degrees right now. By this evening, it will be below freezing with sleet and freezing rain.

 

[craigw]

When you join a forum and one of the regulars accuse you of being a rivals supporter.

 

[Boss_Blue]

When you join a forum and one of the regulars accuse you of being a rivals supporter.

@Kurt is an out of control bully.


Swerve him if at all possible lid.

 

[Wat Tyler]

When you join a forum and one of the regulars accuse you of being a rivals supporter.

Kopite.

 

[chrisje]

People who abandon shopping trolleys in the middle of a supermarket car park - lazy selfish people.

 

[evertoniandy]

People who abandon shopping trolleys in the middle of a supermarket car park - lazy selfish people.

You one of the slow lads who collects trolleys in a supermarket?

I'm betting ASDA.

 

[The Cowboy]

People who abandon shopping trolleys in the middle of a supermarket car park - lazy selfish people.

I remember going to a supermarket years ago with my uncle, the car park was on a slight incline and as he came round the corner there was a trolley just left in the middle of the road. He hit it and it started rolling down the hill, gathering speed.

Then someone pulled out of their parking space and got a rogue shopping trolley slammed into their car.

We quickly drove off, wetting ourselves laughing.

 

[Wat Tyler]

A minor thing happened to me years ago: I was driving out of a supermarket car park when this trolley came down a hill and connected with me. The would be assassins were never caught after a lengthy manhunt. My therapists have told me to vent my feelings with nonsensical posts on football forums.

 

[ThebanksoftheBramleyMoore]

It's 70 degrees right now. By this evening, it will be below freezing with sleet and freezing rain.

People who use Fahrenheit in a forum predominantly used by People from the UK, leading me to believe the apocalypse is coming.

 

[tommye]

It's 70 degrees right now. By this evening, it will be below freezing with sleet and freezing rain.

shall I come keep you warm lady?

 

[Boss_Blue]

People who use Fahrenheit in a forum predominantly used by People from the UK, leading me to believe the apocalypse is coming.

I always use Fahrenheit as does everyone I know and I'm from the UK.

The only time I have ever heard people use it outside of the weather report is at school or in a lab.

 

[The Cowboy]

People who use Fahrenheit in a forum predominantly used by People from the UK, leading me to believe the apocalypse is coming.

Yanks and old people. Sadly only one of those is going to disappear in the next 20 years.