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minor things that make you fume

People who say 'well his english is better than your kazakh, innit", yeah no crap that's why I don't live in kazakhstan.

Surely it's realistic to expect someone who has moved to an english speaking country to speak better english than someone who has never been to a kazakh speaking country can speak kazakh?
 
Sapie88 said:
Back on Tinder mate.

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Is right.

I've just moved house so I've got a brand new pool of fitties/mingers to wade through.
 
Walking into the cubicles in work and finding spots of pee on the seats. I just don't get it at all. Either use the urinal, or sit down. How do these people seem to manage to spill their wee on the seat?

Oh, and worse than that, is the fluff and bum-pubes that you'll occasionally find at the rear edge of the seat, deposited by some rotund chunker. Vomit inducing, that.
 

Hell on earth is the elderly persons social club that is the Post Office queue in the morning .

Car tax week is the worst, as not only are they getting their pension, paying their, gas, leccy, water, council tax, sending parcels to someone in Canada, they're also taxing their F Reg Micra that's parked half on half off the pavement outside .
 
COYBL25 said:
Hell on earth is the elderly persons social club that is the Post Office queue in the morning .

Car tax week is the worst, as not only are they getting their pension, paying their, gas, leccy, water, council tax, sending parcels to someone in Canada, they're also taxing their F Reg Micra that's parked half on half off the pavement outside .
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Most baffling thing ever happened in the post office. Woman behind the counter says to the middle-aged customer 'just pop your PIN number in please', and the woman replies 'is that the four or five digit one?'

This was about 5 years ago and I still wonder what on earth she was referring to. 5 digit PIN?
 
'Celebrities' having two month holidays under the guise of either : funny and comic situations in an exotic location,or,
travelling 10,000 miles by train, car, motorbike in the footsteps of somebody who was once famous.

See them get wet ! Look at them talk to foreigners ! Experience their journey - to collect large amounts of money and laugh at the stupidity of the public and television commissioning editors - good night.
 
summerisle said:
'Celebrities' having two month holidays under the guise of either : funny and comic situations in an exotic location,or,
travelling 10,000 miles by train, car, motorbike in the footsteps of somebody who was once famous.

See them get wet ! Look at them talk to foreigners ! Experience their journey - to collect large amounts of money and laugh at the stupidity of the public and television commissioning editors - good night.
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An Idiot Abroad is sound though.
 

Ashtonian said:
Tragedies being reported in this country.

AT LEAST 3 BRITONS KILLED ON THE FLIGHT

FFS why is that part important?
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Same in every country mate - I mean about reporting their own casualties not Britons.
There was a funny Not the Nine O'Clock News skit about this where they reported a plane crash and "In order of importance, the deceased were 2 Britons, 4 irish, 5 Americans etc" I think the French were last.
 
The Cowboy said:
Walking into the cubicles in work and finding spots of pee on the seats. I just don't get it at all. Either use the urinal, or sit down. How do these people seem to manage to spill their wee on the seat?

Oh, and worse than that, is the fluff and bum-pubes that you'll occasionally find at the rear edge of the seat, deposited by some rotund chunker. Vomit inducing, that.
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Fully agree.
Another one is when you are quietly sat in a (toilet) cubicle in work and someone comes into the next cubicle and sounds like they are wrestling with an octopus. I don't know what they are doing. Kicking the door open. Kicking the lid up. Using 500 sheet of toilet paper. Trying to smash their way out without touching anything with their hands. Apparently I work with these people!
 

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