minor things that make you fume

[Barry Horne's Love Child]

people who stand around for ten minutes or so waiting for the bus, doing jib all but casually standing around waiting for the bus to arrive and when it does turn up getting on and THEN deciding to slowly get out their wallet/purse and count out the loose change they have to pay the fare.

 

[Cjkelly1878]

The one time in a blue moon where you have to get the bus and your in a rush.... Only to get on the bus where there is a driver swap. Meanwhile every other bus is going past

 

[Barry Horne's Love Child]

People who don't seem to understand how lifts work.
1) Pressing the up and down button when your waiting on the 8th floor of an 11 floor building will not make it come any quicker, just annoy passengers who are already heading UP when you want to go DOWN.
2) Said idiots getting into a lift you are in that is heading up and asking "going down?" as they step in with that "derp" looking smile on their face, "No mate the big [Poor language removed] illuminated arrow pointing upwards should have been a minor hint".
3) Getting into a lift, it has the exact number of floor options in relation to the size of the building, if the ground button is the only one lit up, then evidently another passenger has conveniently already selected this option so why, why, why you [Poor language removed] melt do you feel the need to press the ground button again!

 

[WA Toffee]

People who sit on the seat next to the empty seat next to the window on a busy train/bus

If I get on a bus or train which has no empty rows, they are the people I will sit next to, just to annoy them. You can see the whole range of emotions in their face as you ask them to move over. Confusion, shock, disappointment, resignation and finally anger

 

[Tree13]

Simple grammar and spelling mistakes.

eg "less" when it's supposed to be "fewer"
"of" when it should be "have"
"there", "they're" and "their" substitution

It's bad enough people getting it wrong, but it's when they say "Does it even matter?" that I feel a full-on killing spree approaching.

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

OAPs in supermarkets at the weekend. They have ALL WEEK ffs. Why go in there on my days off and just get in my way???

Old women are the worst for that. They waddle as well, so it's an absolute nightmare trying to get past them lol

Bell-wiffs.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

When people say what instead of that.

 

[Baines' left foot]

OAPs in supermarkets at the weekend. They have ALL WEEK ffs. Why go in there on my days off and just get in my way???

They do that thing where they're walking right down the middle of an isle, and then just stop dead for no apparent reason, forcing you to do an emergency stop. If you nearly bump in to them or do actually bump in to them then they look at you as if you've just robbed their Zimmer frame.

 

[Bungle]

People that just use mobility scooters because they're fat, I see more and more of them in town, mostly parked up outside Greggs.

 

[Blue Cheese]

It makes me fume when I see mobility scooters outside pubs, old people think they are above the law

 

[Walken]

They do that thing where they're walking right down the middle of an isle, and then just stop dead for no apparent reason, forcing you to do an emergency stop. If you nearly bump in to them or do actually bump in to them then they look at you as if you've just robbed their Zimmer frame.

I strongly believe they should have a public curfew, and only be allowed out between 14:00 and 16:00, weekdays only

 

[Baines' left foot]

People that just use mobility scooters because they're fat, I see more and more of them in town, mostly parked up outside Greggs.

I hate the way some of them think that by using a scooter than can do 5mph they can easily drive on the roads like a normal car. There was this one guy who unfortunately isn't with us any more who used to live around mine, and he would insist on driving his scooter down the country roads where there was a 60mph speed limit. I tell you what it's absolutely terrifying when you're approaching a bend at 50mph and you see one of those things in your way, I nearly ended upside down in a field.

 

[Bungle]

I hate the way some of them think that by using a scooter than can do 5mph they can easily drive on the roads like a normal car. There was this one guy who unfortunately isn't with us any more who used to live around mine, and he would insist on driving his scooter down the country roads where there was a 60mph speed limit. I tell you what it's absolutely terrifying when you're approaching a bend at 50mph and you see one of those things in your way, I nearly ended upside down in a field.

They're an absolute menace mate, they get on them and think they're indestructible and own the road. There's a woman in town that I swear has had hers modified, she comes flying along faster than I've ever seen a mobility scooter go and then blasts up the one way system the wrong way.

I know it's wrong but I pray for the day she turns onto the one way system and a bus coming down the hill obliterates her.

 

[Baines' left foot]

They're an absolute menace mate, they get on them and think they're indestructible and own the road. There's a woman in town that I swear has had hers modified, she comes flying along faster than I've ever seen a mobility scooter go and then blasts up the one way system the wrong way.

I know it's wrong but I pray for the day she turns onto the one way system and a bus coming down the hill obliterates her.

That makes me rage. Cyclists who don't obey normal road rules for whatever reason do my nut in too. They ride on a combination of the road and pavement, whichever is free, not giving an F about anyone else. Nearly got ran over by one once because as he jumped a red light, then shouted at me as if it was my fault. I felt like chasing the bell end and throwing my umbrella in his spokes. Unfortunately I didn't have an umbrella on me.

 

[rascal]

When people say what instead of that.

This. My lass does this all the time but I don't have the heart to correct her.