minor things that make you fume

Sapie88 · April 20, 2015

sageyefc said:
Binned me bird off now the nights are lighter and more mild so i can be arsed going out chasing strange, 4 days later drop a jar onto me toes so now i cant go out.

Think thats what they call Karma

Talking of toes. Mines hanging off and looks infected. Think I'm gonna down some Scotch tomorrow and pull it off.

evertoniandy · April 20, 2015

Mornings. They should be outlawed. As Prime Minister, I would abolish 9 - 5 as the working day and kopites.

edge · April 20, 2015

birds just shut up, its not even light yet when you start its the dawn chorus not the night one, you daft little balls of cat food

evertoniandy · April 20, 2015

The Midlands accent. Commuting through Birmingham makes me want to rage kill everyone. "Y'awroight?" Koff.

Sapie88 · April 20, 2015

evertoniandy said:
The Midlands accent. Commuting through Birmingham makes me want to rage kill everyone. "Y'awroight?" Koff.

Brummies are alright with me at the minute.

l4toffee · April 20, 2015

Being sat on the bus with a torrid hangover on my way the gym. Rough as hell. Gutted.

evertoniandy · April 20, 2015

Sapie88 said:
Brummies are alright with me at the minute.

NEA lad. The accent makes me want to commit horrific atrocities.

Efcbradley89 · April 20, 2015

evertoniandy said:
Mornings. They should be outlawed. As Prime Minister, I would abolish 9 - 5 as the working day and kopites.

You have my vote!

Sapie88 · April 20, 2015

Buying a train ticket and not even getting checked for one.

Titus Bramble · April 20, 2015

There's a pigeon that has decided that the perfect time and place to sit and 'coo' for hours on end is my windowsill at 4 in the morning. It's just loud enough to wake me up, but not enough that I can be bothered to get out of bed and hurl stuff at it.

The Cowboy · April 20, 2015

evertoniandy said:
Tend to punch something when I do that and end up hobbling round cradling my hand.

Banged my head on my kids' playhouse whilst trying to move one of them stupid plastic garden storage things.

It is now in several pieces down the side of the house, after a put my foot through the door then proceeded to stamp it into small pieces. I felt loads better afterwards, honest.

summerisle · April 20, 2015

Titus Bramble said:
There's a pigeon that has decided that the perfect time and place to sit and 'coo' for hours on end is my windowsill at 4 in the morning. It's just loud enough to wake me up, but not enough that I can be bothered to get out of bed and hurl stuff at it.

Ronnie lee · April 20, 2015

When the room lad comes into the room when i'm in the sack trying to sleep after just doing nights...... :rant:

needless to say he doesn't stay long!!

Groucho · April 20, 2015

Ronnie lee said:
When the room lad comes into the room when i'm in the sack trying to sleep after just doing nights...... needless to say he doesn't stay long!!

I could sleep through a nuclear blast when I used to do nights.

Hated them, but had no problem kipping.