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minor things that make you fume

I'd class this as a major thing that makes me fume but here goes... I sit opposite a morbidly obese woman who is disgusting and makes me feel sick. She has a number of catchphrases that are in constant use: "would it be prudent to..." "shall we touch base on this" etc etc. She has an inflated idea of her importance even though I think she may be a bit simple, and everyone moans about her. She is constantly eating (albeit quietly which infuriates me even more!) and even though she is part time and I am full time - I have to move desks when she is in.

Just burst out laughing at that line
 
Temporary traffic lights that take ages to change even though there hasn't been a car in the opposite direction for a good half an hour. Taxi drivers or barbers who talk to me once I've gave them the information they need to do their job. Seriously I will tip twice as much if we both just sit there in silence.
 

Temporary traffic lights that take ages to change even though there hasn't been a car in the opposite direction for a good half an hour. Taxi drivers or barbers who talk to me once I've gave them the information they need to do their job. Seriously I will tip twice as much if we both just sit there in silence.
Have you ever thought about telling them that you just want to sit in silence ?

You have to speak up. In this day and age you don't get anything you want/wish for unless you do it.
 
Temporary traffic lights that take ages to change even though there hasn't been a car in the opposite direction for a good half an hour. Taxi drivers or barbers who talk to me once I've gave them the information they need to do their job. Seriously I will tip twice as much if we both just sit there in silence.
I find starting a conversation about crop circles and the illuminati usually shuts them up.
 
Temporary traffic lights that take ages to change even though there hasn't been a car in the opposite direction for a good half an hour. Taxi drivers or barbers who talk to me once I've gave them the information they need to do their job. Seriously I will tip twice as much if we both just sit there in silence.
And I thought I was a miserable [Poor language removed].
 

Is it bad that I think about 10 things every day to go in this thread then forget when I get home

Do I have dementia?

Am I a sad bitter twa7?
 

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