minor things that make you fume

[Sapie88]

Next doors dogs have been barking for 50 minutes now.

I'm close to decapitating them and shoving the remains through the letter box.

 

[sageyefc]

Next doors dogs have been barking for 50 minutes now.

I'm close to decapitating them and shoving the remains through the letter box.

The trick is to slip a few sleeping tablets into a bowl of water and give it to them.







And when there drowsy, snap there necks and hide the bodies

 

[Sapie88]

The trick is to slip a few sleeping tablets into a bowl of water and give it to them.







And when there drowsy, snap there necks and hide the bodies

They've gone in now the horrid little pair of scrotbags.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Next doors dogs have been barking for 50 minutes now.

I'm close to decapitating them and shoving the remains through the letter box.

They can probably smell @Boss_Blue in the shed.

 

[Boss_Blue]

They can probably smell @Boss_Blue in the shed.

Nah lad.

I was doing this:

I only stopped once @Sapie88 was fuming:

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

The outstanding sporting insights of Jake Humphrey

 

[Baines' left foot]

Next doors dogs have been barking for 50 minutes now.

I'm close to decapitating them and shoving the remains through the letter box.

The yappy dog in one of the gardens round mine is on borrowed time. Every night for about 3 hours straight it barks.

 

[Sapie88]

The yappy dog in one of the gardens round mine is on borrowed time. Every night for about 3 hours straight it barks.

As soon as my dog barks I get him in.

Don't know why other people can't.

 

[Huyton Layne]

The mother in law ruining Sundays. Used to make a breakfast involving sausage and/or bacon. Now because she reads and believes too much crap about everything being bad for you I'm lucky I still get eggs.

 

[The Cowboy]

The mother in law ruining Sundays. Used to make a breakfast involving sausage and/or bacon. Now because she reads and believes to much crap about everything being bad for you I'm lucky I still get eggs.

MILs ruin life. And the worst thing is, the only person you can complain to is the wife; if they side with their ma, you're screwed.

 

[COYBL25]

Trying to get thru to any Goverment dept on the phone, you lose the will to live after 30 mins of Muzak .

 

[COYBL25]

As soon as my dog barks I get him in.

Don't know why other people can't.

Mate, this falls under anti social behaviour legislation. Step one is to ask them politely to keep the dog in and give them reasons. Record the date etc. If nothing is done, report them to the Council, who will start the ball rolling. Takes time and your neighbours may fall out with you big time ?

Happened further down the road from me. People used to lob the dog in the yard when they went to work, dog used to howl all day. In the end they were served with some kind of injunction and eventually moved as a result.

 

[The Cowboy]

Trying to get thru to any Goverment dept on the phone, you lose the will to live after 30 mins of Muzak .

Only thing worse is trying to get through the EFC ticketline.

<8 bars of Z-Cars> "You are in position number........ELEVEN" <Same 8-bars of Z-Cars> "You are in position number........TEN"

 

[COYBL25]

Only thing worse is trying to get through the EFC ticketline.

<8 bars of Z-Cars> "You are in position number........ELEVEN" <Same 8-bars of Z-Cars> "You are in position number........TEN"

I don't bother phoning anymore for that reason and after several major mistakes with online ordering I've come to the conclusion that the only way to be sure of getting tickets is to go an get them, which is what I've done for a while now.

 

[GreenTeddy]

People who say "pacific" instead of "specific"