minor things that make you fume

[Deleted member 24970]

Feel utterly dreadful today. Randomly started getting cold/flu symtoms about 7 or so last night and it's got progressively worse. I've skipped the gym tonight to get home early and relax. Low and behold f***** Cerberus is out in next door's garden barking continuously.

Literally come close to pissing myself laughing at this for some reason. Painted a picture in my head n all that.......

 

[Deleted member 24970]

People dropping out of 5-a-side at the last minute. Bell wipes.

This should not be in the minor fumes thread, it should be in the major, bell ends, absoloute tools, kopite excuses, give him a smack and show no sympathy thread !

If you dont want to play then at least give the organiser the courtesy of having time to find a replacement.
I have friends in their mid 20's who can play football but never be bothered, in my opinion you should play until you cant run anymore, enjoy your early life while you can, enough time in your 40+ years to sit at home with the missus watching coronation street and emmerdale.

Look what you made me do now Steven !

 

[SteRobbo84]

People who call you Steven when your name is Stephen lol

 

[Sapie88]

People who call you Steven when your name is Stephen lol

Amen brother.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

People who call you Steven when your name is Stephen lol

My sincere apologies Stephane

 

[Azzurra]

British summer! It's nearly friggin August and I'm sat here in a dressing gown to stay warm.

 

[Caso01]

Hamstrings

 

[LowerGwladysLad]

People who call you Steven when your name is Stephen lol

This.
I've got work colleagues who will message me on Facebook as 'Steven' when it clearly says Stephen in front of them!

 

[Bigmaclad]

This.
I've got work colleagues who will message me on Facebook as 'Steven' when it clearly says Stephen in front of them!

Alright Steve pal

 

[WA Toffee]

This should not be in the minor fumes thread, it should be in the major, bell ends, absoloute tools, kopite excuses, give him a smack and show no sympathy thread !

If you dont want to play then at least give the organiser the courtesy of having time to find a replacement.
I have friends in their mid 20's who can play football but never be bothered, in my opinion you should play until you cant run anymore, enjoy your early life while you can, enough time in your 40+ years to sit at home with the missus watching coronation street and emmerdale.

Look what you made me do now Steven !

Some of us in our 40s still play competitive footy every week mate.

 

[l4toffee]

The Scottish BBC weather girl on of a morning who pronounce's England as 'inglind'

Send her back home and rebuild Hadrian's wall and keep her up there. Annoying boot.

 

[Brad McEachern]

Some of us in our 40s still play competitive footy every week mate.

Are any of your mates able to properly take corners or play in midfield? If so, Everton could use a few good souls like yourself.

 

[ijjysmith]

White Vans

 

[Lids1978]

The Scottish BBC weather girl on of a morning who pronounce's England as 'inglind'

Send her back home and rebuild Hadrian's wall and keep her up there. Annoying boot.

Same bird pronounces Ireland"island"!

 

[Lids1978]

Cyclists. Most dangerous road users period. They literally are a law onto themselves. I actually despise them. Plus they pay zero road tax