minor things that make you fume

[Whistlin' Dixie]

and sign off with "best" FFS!!

That's enough in itself to send me into 'kill' mode. As much as people who begin their sentences with 'So.......'

 

[Tree13]

That's enough in itself to send me into 'kill' mode. As much as people who begin their sentences with 'So.......'

Oh God yes. The literacy equivalent of mad cow disease. *seethes*

 

[Tree13]

Another thing that gets me - the hijacking of the beard by the hipster movement.

Beards are not supposed to be groomed, styled or have flowers weaved into them! Beards are a time-honoured symbol of the wearer's utter disdain for the transient and shallow nature of the beauty industry, not a "look" to be "accessorized" in line with "this season's trends".

 

[Baines' left foot]

Being forced to go through the M6 toll due to road works and there being a 50mph average speed camera all the way up the toll road! Ferrrrrrr-yoooooo-min.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Watching one born on c4. Proper horrible family on it, smackhead mum. And the daughter 'Samijo' 21 having her second kid. Embarrassing.

 

[WA Toffee]

People who REFUSE to observe business etiquette whilst conducting business.

Specifically the types who doggedly ignore the fact that I politely address them as Dear Mr. / Mrs. Surname (and conclude with Yours sincerely, Mr. Tree13 ) in my emails to them, clearly indicating that the matter is formal: don't write back with "Hello firstname", and sign off with "best" FFS!!

The legal industry is going to hell in a handcart.

Hey Tree,

Cool post.

Regards

WA T

 

[Tree13]

Hey Tree,

Cool post.

Regards

WA T

Dear Mr. Toffee

Do one, you insufferable shackle-dragger.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. 13

 

[evertoniandy]

Dear Mr. Toffee

Do one, you insufferable shackle-dragger.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. 13

Yo Tree

If you're going to put a comma after 'sincerely', you should have put one after 'Mr Toffee'.

Best

Andy

 

[Tree13]

Yo Tree

If you're going to put a comma after 'sincerely', you should have put one after 'Mr Toffee'.

Best

Andy

Hmmmmm. Nope.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who REFUSE to observe business etiquette whilst conducting business.

Specifically the types who doggedly ignore the fact that I politely address them as Dear Mr. / Mrs. Surname (and conclude with Yours sincerely, Mr. Tree13 ) in my emails to them, clearly indicating that the matter is formal: don't write back with "Hello firstname", and sign off with "best" FFS!!

The legal industry is going to hell in a handcart.

One of the directors of one of our subcontractors writes the worst emails imaginable. One last week read something like:

BLF,

can u send these to billy now instead

urs

ian

I'm used to it now but I was in disbelief at first.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Divs that put photos of the things they're selling on Ebay/Gumtree etc, upside-down or at 90 degree angles.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Test matches finishing in under 3 days!lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

Having to tax, MOT and fully service a car which I'll likely be getting rid of next month!

 

[Huyton Layne]

Having to get emissions checks on my vehicles but most of the state not having to and a good few people registering their vehicles at relatives' or summer cabins up north where emission checks aren't required. Scabs.

 

[neil999]

@Bungle tricking me into my first ever ban, 2 days..one of which was my birthday, I was loads upset