minor things that make you fume

[AlE]

When you're trying to kill a fly but you've got the curtains open and a fit bird from uni looks in and sees you flailing your arms about like a f'n loon.

Well played, fly

 

[The Cowboy]

The sense of entitlement when behind the wheel of a car. Today I was making a right from a highway and there was a guy waiting to make a left (in America I have the right-of-way) Mind you, there are no other cars behind me so this douchecanoe could have waited all of two seconds for me to turn so he could pull in.

He flipped me off and spouted some choice words if I can read lips right. Whatever. I go into get my coffee and come out to see he has blocked my car in and is waiting for me. In the 5 minutes it took me to get my drink, he hasn't calmed down. I asked him to move and he went on about how I did not let him go first. What a little princess.

Ha, what a chod.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

My drive home from work seems to be getting worse and worse. It took me 1hr 45 to drive 7 miles FFS.

takes less time to jog 7 miles!

 

[Brendan Janus]

He must work under junction 16 m25 then have to get home living under junction 14 m25 !!

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

People who who don't understand the concept of a roundabout, leg it you gel head Manc tit.

or a turnabout as my Canadian in laws call them. They recently introduced them into Winnipeg and apparently it was mayhem no one knowing WTF to do, going the direct route rather than the correct way around.
They love it over in the UK when Im driving and we tackle a big roundabout with 6 turn offs and 3 lanes or whatever, the way all the cars merge together and gel, everyone knows their moment to join in or change lanes etc (well most ppl!). Its just alien to them as they have their 4 way stops which means everyone stops even if theres no other cars for miles around

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Also this: http://fortune.com/2015/08/26/worst-traffic/

You know, if our public transportation system was reliable, didn't catch on fire, didn't crash, and didn't charge exorbitant arbitrary fares...maybe we'd not want to kill ourselves in traffic. One time I got off 66 where I live and my GPS ETA jumped from 43 minutes while I was on the freeway to 3 hours and 15 minutes. I was going 5 miles.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Its just alien to them as they have their 4 way stops which means everyone stops even if theres no other cars for miles around

Well, you only stop at the 4 way if you are reasonably sure it is monitored by camera or there is a cop around bored enough to ticket you for it. You slow down and make it look like you're coming to a complete stop, then accelerate through the intersection.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

I just peeled an onion & got a woody bit of the outer skin right under me thumbnail.....got it out, but the under-nail's been hacked into......arghhhhh!

what sort of onion was it!?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

what sort of onion was it!?

A minor one that makes you fume..........Didn't cry though

 

[Lowste]

Millenia

I think you will find both are used as a plural to millennium
End of English lesson

 

[hibbos left peg]

The sense of entitlement when behind the wheel of a car. Today I was making a right from a highway and there was a guy waiting to make a left (in America I have the right-of-way) Mind you, there are no other cars behind me so this douchecanoe could have waited all of two seconds for me to turn so he could pull in.

He flipped me off and spouted some choice words if I can read lips right. Whatever. I go into get my coffee and come out to see he has blocked my car in and is waiting for me. In the 5 minutes it took me to get my drink, he hasn't calmed down. I asked him to move and he went on about how I did not let him go first. What a little princess.

sounds like he needs a life, if he's prepared to actually go out of his way to that extent just to inform you that you were in the wrong, wrongly aswell.

take heart in the fact you probably ruined his day

 

[DualityNSNO]

I'm mad af, as my flatmates put unnecessary junk in my room while I was back home.

Guess who can't go to bed for another hour despite literally asking for no junk in his room a day ago? Me, YAY!

Livid.

 

[COYBL25]

I'm mad af, as my flatmates put unnecessary junk in my room while I was back home.

Guess who can't go to bed for another hour despite literally asking for no junk in his room a day ago? Me, YAY!

Livid.

Wipe his tooth brush on your arse, it'll make you feel better !

 

[Baines' left foot]

Wipe his tooth brush on your arse, it'll make you feel better !

I scrubbed the toilet with an old house mate's toothbrush once as revenge for him wiping his bogies on all the hand towels.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The sense of entitlement when behind the wheel of a car. Today I was making a right from a highway and there was a guy waiting to make a left (in America I have the right-of-way) Mind you, there are no other cars behind me so this douchecanoe could have waited all of two seconds for me to turn so he could pull in.

He flipped me off and spouted some choice words if I can read lips right. Whatever. I go into get my coffee and come out to see he has blocked my car in and is waiting for me. In the 5 minutes it took me to get my drink, he hasn't calmed down. I asked him to move and he went on about how I did not let him go first. What a little princess.

I'd have thrown red hot coffee all over him.