minor things that make you fume

[SunKing]

People walking in front of you who then suddenly just stop walking and make you walk into them

Yep, along with people who walk abnormally slow down narrow footpaths. I end shuffling along right behind them muttering expletives to myself probably looking like an absolute loon

 

[Maxwell]

The sound of people eating. I can't be in the same room as someone eating if I'm not eating something myself.

Its made me fume that you've taken somewhat of a leap of absence from GOT. Good to see you around again though pal.

 

[al.exe]

Slamming doors. Makes me sound like my Grandad but it's true.

Also, people taking photos of random things. Saw a lad taking a pic of the carrots in sainsbury's the other day. What are you doing!?

 

[WA Toffee]

People (women) who walk up the escalator then suddenly stop walking when they get 3 metres from the end. Go on love, take one more step and then just walk off the end normally, I promise it won't eat you. And by taking that one extra step, you don't get an angry Scotsman "accidentally" bumping into you and muttering expletives at you

 

[ilikecheese]

Straw polls...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

As a regular cyclist, this blows my mind when I see people do it.

So much less likely to die when you're in a bike line, let alone a separated cycle path.

On this subject: Fellow cyclists who think traffic lights don't apply to them. Do you want to be thought of as an accepted part of normal traffic? THEN FOLLOW THE RULES.

All about context though isn't it? I mean those cycle paths can quite often be in absolutely awful condition. The blue cycle lanes in London also offer very little in the way of protection, and being placed on the left hand side of the road also places you right in the way of vehicles turning left, which is far and away the biggest cause of fatalities. I can't remember a single instance of a death being caused by someone jumping a red light.

Compare red light jumping to going over the speed limit. How many drivers can honestly say they never once exceed the speed limit on each journey they make?

Anyway, back on topic, spitting is something that I don't like. Don't see any need for it, especially in public.

 

[Blue 1]

I also hate it when you're in the shops and people stop in the aisles to chat..... Fook off to the car park and chat... Don't block up the aisles.

Subhuman scum. It should be legal to shoot them through the chin with a crossbow.

 

[bluejock]

Straw polls...

*sets up ilikecheese straw poll

 

[Bungle]

Anyone that asks me to guess something, conversations along the lines of

"oh I bet you can't guess who I bumped into today" or "I just bought such and such, how much do you think it cost"

"Oh have a guess, go on, do you want a clue?"

I now greet these type of conversations with either complete silence or sometimes a ridiculous guess to emphasise my disinterest.

 

[Bungle]

Another thing is people that either eat when they're on the phone to me, or if they start talking to someone else and leave me hanging there. I now just hang up.

 

[Blue 1]

Lazy barstewards who park diagonally across their space in carparks.

They should all be murdered.

 

[keverton]

Those adverts before a you tube video, I know it's like only 4 seconds but really grates me

 

[billy]

when the toilet paper goes under not over

 

[Ashtonian]

People who stop dead in a busy street. leaving you to walk into them.

people who stop dead in a shop/supermarket so you cant get past.

Sky sports news clearly reporting on games about 3 minutes behind the actual thing.

people who dont wash their hands in public toilets. Not as much that, more the fact you have to use the door handle they have just touched to get out........

Beggers who change their clothes every day like an english ricky martin.

anyone who complains about not getting a job after like 20 interviews. Clearly you are doing something wrong at that point so find out what that is!

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Middle lane motorway drivers, I'd love to ram the docile gets into the verge. Get your '02 plate Mondeo Estate that's smoking like Pat Butcher out of my effing way you dolt.