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minor things that make you fume

Walked into the women's restroom today and heard some guy talking to himself in Arabic. The dude was taking an explosive (no pun intended) poop. Absolutely disgusting. Why in the name of hell would you go into the women's restroom? I waited outside so no other women went in there and as soon as he came out, he looked and ran.

Although his audacity makes me fume, I'm not sure "fume" is the appropriate term to entirely summarize how this made me feel.
 
Walked into the women's restroom today and heard some guy talking to himself in Arabic. The dude was taking an explosive (no pun intended) poop. Absolutely disgusting. Why in the name of hell would you go into the women's restroom? I waited outside so no other women went in there and as soon as he came out, he looked and ran.

Although his audacity makes me fume, I'm not sure "fume" is the appropriate term to entirely summarize how this made me feel.

I could ask you the same question.
 
Imagine doing a massive piece of work that took months, basically doing the impossible and working your arse off to to it? Imagine your superiors wanting to treat you like a lower level of staff and take it away from you, only to give it back when urgent things 4 weeks ago are suddenly next week? Imagine having to work through all of this and finish, then imagine they aren't happy about the littlest of things and it looks like you have to re do parts of it?

Yeah, my morning has been great so far.....
 
Imagine doing a massive piece of work that took months, basically doing the impossible and working your arse off to to it? Imagine your superiors wanting to treat you like a lower level of staff and take it away from you, only to give it back when urgent things 4 weeks ago are suddenly next week? Imagine having to work through all of this and finish, then imagine they aren't happy about the littlest of things and it looks like you have to re do parts of it?

Yeah, my morning has been great so far.....
It can only get better, get a cuppa down you, leave it till the last possible minute to finish, and watch them panic. just say i was just being extra careful to do it just the way you wanted so was checking it over a few times.
 
It can only get better, get a cuppa down you, leave it till the last possible minute to finish, and watch them panic. just say i was just being extra careful to do it just the way you wanted so was checking it over a few times.

lol yeah, i'm purposely avoiding things at the minute, just to give them chance to lay down the ultimatum rather than offer to do it myself. probably go and make a coffee in a bit anyway before i get an email back with the bad news :P
 

Walked into the women's restroom today and heard some guy talking to himself in Arabic. The dude was taking an explosive (no pun intended) poop. Absolutely disgusting. Why in the name of hell would you go into the women's restroom? I waited outside so no other women went in there and as soon as he came out, he looked and ran.

Although his audacity makes me fume, I'm not sure "fume" is the appropriate term to entirely summarize how this made me feel.

Sometimes it's just nice to sit down on a toilet that's not covered in another mans piss and a stray pube.
 
These two bantersaurus'.

Leeds pub garden floods, men go for pint anyway

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34836397/leeds-pub-garden-floods-men-go-for-pint-anyway

After the outside of their pub flooded in Leeds, there was only one thing to do for John Kelly and Steve Holt...

Embrace the rain, get wet and have a pint.

"The water came in pretty quickly and pretty heavily and once we realised, Steve (the pub's owner) drove off to get some sandbags," the manager of the Kirkstall Bridge Inn tells Newsbeat.

"I stood and shouted at the water but it didn't seem to do much.

"Then we realised it wasn't getting any higher and the damage had already been done, so we decided we might as well sit in the beer garden anyway and have a pint," said John.

The water came to within a couple of feet of the Kirkstall Bridge Inn's back door.

"It was remarkably cold. The first 15 minutes were a little bit uncomfortable but once we settled down it was surprisingly therapeutic, to sit not just by the river but in the river.

"It was a little surreal but it just became normal," he adds. "It was nice."

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John says there were no seats available inside the pub at the time. It was full of customers having Sunday lunch.

"So it was either loiter outside or sit in the river," John explains. "We just thought we're not going to get beaten by a river, we're going to have a beer.

"The customers thought we were pretty stupid - they're probably right," he says. "Especially the parents who'd told their children off for running too close to the river.

"A crowd gathered and eventually we got shouted out by Steve's missus and we had to get out like naughty little boys."

What a pair of utter bell ends.

"Bit of rain never hurt us, we're Northern lads".

"We're so crazy aren't we Gary?"

"Aye Steve, haha, we are"

I wish they'd drowned.
 

Walked into the women's restroom today and heard some guy talking to himself in Arabic. The dude was taking an explosive (no pun intended) poop. Absolutely disgusting. Why in the name of hell would you go into the women's restroom? I waited outside so no other women went in there and as soon as he came out, he looked and ran.

Although his audacity makes me fume, I'm not sure "fume" is the appropriate term to entirely summarize how this made me feel.
To be fair, I did that in Brazil last year. Men's was not working and as there were only about 3 women in the bar I decided to use theirs. Bloody thing didn't flush though so I had to walk away leaving a 2kg steaming mound of brown porridge behind. As soon as I walk out, in comes a woman, so I apologise and make a quick exit. 2 minutes later she comes out, and of course she is sitting at the table next to me.
If looks could kill lol
 
To be fair, I did that in Brazil last year. Men's was not working and as there were only about 3 women in the bar I decided to use theirs. Bloody thing didn't flush though so I had to walk away leaving a 2kg steaming mound of brown porridge behind. As soon as I walk out, in comes a woman, so I apologise and make a quick exit. 2 minutes later she comes out, and of course she is sitting at the table next to me.
If looks could kill lol
LOL. There's nothing else you can do in that situation so I think it's excusable. I've been in a situation where the women's restroom is locked and only the men's is open. At least you have options, trying to make the urinal work for us is just not possible.
 

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