minor things that make you fume

[l4toffee]

The new thing of naming of storms in Britain.

Storm Desmond is apparently on its way, it's a bit of wind not a hurricane. If you're going to name storms at least give them a better name than Desmond ffs.

Hurricane Dave would be a boss name

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Hurricane Dave would be a boss name

Steve 'slightly breezy' Davis would be better.

 

[Huyton Layne]

The fact that tubs of butter still exist and one ended up in my fridge. I feel like I'm living in a time before electricity and destroying my toast with a salty rock. GTF butter.

 

[kev]

Hurricane Dave would be a boss name

Wow!
Imagine it. Surely it would just be constant repeats of the same old storms over and over.

 

[COYBL25]

Christmas drunks. It's the same every year for as long as I remember.

People who don't normally go out, but then get mullered on Christmas nights out and start on anyone and everyone.

Ffs .

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Hurricane Dave would be a boss name

*awaits Hurricane Higgins*

 

[summerisle]

Christmas drunks. It's the same every year for as long as I remember.

People who don't normally go out, but then get mullered on Christmas nights out and start on anyone and everyone.

Ffs .

When I used to go to Midnight Mass, because there was a pub next door to the church, you used to get a stream of inebriates rolling up the aisles. It got so bad they had to put 'bouncers'at the entrance and make it all ticket.

 

[WA Toffee]

Steering wheels which almost melt when you forget to leave your car windows open a touch on a 40 degree day meaning you have to drive for the first 5 miles with the aircon pointed at the wheel and using only alternating fingertips to drive.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you see a girl's picture on Facebook or whatever and in the background they have that horrible "Live, Laugh, Love" crap on their wall in some sort of 'sophisticated' font. Might as well just put that Marilyn Monroe quote on the wall too.

 

[JammyP]

Got an example?

Jonathan Woss

 

[Maxwell]

My housemate. I'm watching a film in the lounge and she just comes in and starts talking absolute guff at me about her day for 10/15 minutes. I'm not even looking at her or responding and she just doesn't get the hint.

Does my head in.

 

[The Cowboy]

Jonathan Woss

Is that a cockney thing, or just a speech impediment?

 

[JammyP]

Is that a cockney thing, or just a speech impediment?

It's a common affectation down here, weally!

 

[COYBL25]

Cushions, kin cushions. Every time I go out and come back there's missus has bought more cushions to put on the sofa and bed. The house is starting to like the inside of a Bedouin tent !.

 

[jal123]

That people seem to think sports personality of the year is a contest to find the maddest and wackiest sportsman and completely disregarding the fact that in this instance personality means person. Divvies.