minor things that make you fume

[The old lady]

Wow.

How are you today mate?

 

[Toast]

How are you today mate?

I'm fine mate. You ?

 

[The old lady]

I'm fine mate. You ?

I'm good.

 

[Toast]

I'm good.

Have you got any pets ?

 

[The old lady]

Have you got any pets ?

No. Yourself?

 

[Toast]

No. Yourself?

I've a stray cat. Called it Tommy.

 

[The old lady]

I've a stray cat. Called it Tommy.

Very nice mate.

 

[Toast]

Very nice mate.

It keeps running away, then it comes back.

 

[The old lady]

It keeps running away, then it comes back.

Sorry to hear that. Ever considered having it stuffed? Might solve your problem.

 

[Toast]

Sorry to hear that. Ever considered having it stuffed? Might solve your problem.

Its getting on a bit. I'm sure nature will take its course, if not, I'll have no problem putting it down.

 

[Toast]

Spurs given permission to build in London.

On the back of ac/dc playing at west hams new ground in the summer.

Get that banner up lads to thank BK.

 

[bol-uk]

People that cc you in every single pointless email

I once sent an email to my neighbour (desk next to me) calling him a fart sucker and put "all" on the recipient line.

CEO's director's everyone got it.

 

[Groucho]

Still sprouts

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Carol singers.

Same faces everytime I swear.

its on a par with trick or treat now. Convinced if I don't pay the little gets off my car will get trashed.

Get a pair of wellies, spray them silver, and leave them by your front door....They'll think gary glitter lives there and you wont be bothered by them for evermore

 

[carlos21]

Get a pair of wellies, spray them silver, and leave them by your front door....They'll think gary glitter lives there and you wont be bothered by them for evermore

Afternoon mate how are you today.