minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

lacoste trackies and Rockports . Its 2015 in Liverpool mate not 1997

That's why I said in chronological order you Canada Goose wearing biff!

 

[l4toffee]

That's why I said in chronological order you Canada Goose wearing biff!

My apologies you Henley wearing gel headed beaut

 

[Baines' left foot]

My apologies you Henley wearing gel headed beaut

Brogues, a well (super slim) fitted shirt and jeans for me these days squire.

Converse and a t shirt for house nights though. Still got a bit of wool in me.

 

[COYBL25]

Brogues, a well (super slim) fitted shirt and jeans for me these days squire.

Converse and a t shirt for house nights though. Still got a bit of wool in me.

WOOL x

 

[Maxwell]

Brogues, a well (super slim) fitted shirt and jeans for me these days squire.

Converse and a t shirt for house nights though. Still got a bit of wool in me.

Lad I went to Ministry of Sound with you and you wore a white Armani tee shirt that got see through with your sweat and some G-Star jeans!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lad I went to Ministry of Sound with you and you wore a white Armani tee shirt that got see through with your sweat and some G-Star jeans!

Arrgghh, busted FFS!

 

[The Cowboy]

What is it with scallies? They all seem to wear exactly the same clothes at the exact same time. It's as if it's some sort of uniform. Do they all get together and decide what's 'sound' to wear for the coming months?

In chronological order: (feel free to add to the list)

Berghaus coats
Rockport shoes
Lacoste trackies
Anything made by North Face
Nike Huauauaarararararararaches
Canada Goose coats, which are made for people who do actual mountaineering in extreme weather. Not for walking to the Co-Op and back to pick up a packet of King Size Silver Rizla.

You need to fit Henri Lloyd and Helly Hansen coats into your timeline too.

 

[Baines' left foot]

You need to fit Henri Lloyd and Helly Hansen coats into your timeline too.

How could I forget those staples of the scally wardrobe?

Paul & Shark needs to go in there too.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you see a fit girl on Facebook so you naturally click on her pics to have a bit of a perv and see that;

SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO PEOPLE LIKE THIS

With all her mates saying "Looking gorj hun xoxox" and loads of desperate lads saying "Inbox me x" etc... Don't add to their egos FFS!

 

[evertoniandy]

What is it with scallies? They all seem to wear exactly the same clothes at the exact same time. It's as if it's some sort of uniform. Do they all get together and decide what's 'sound' to wear for the coming months?

In chronological order: (feel free to add to the list)

Berghaus coats
Rockport shoes
Lacoste trackies
Anything made by North Face
Nike Huauauaarararararararaches
Canada Goose coats, which are made for people who do actual mountaineering in extreme weather. Not for walking to the Co-Op and back to pick up a packet of King Size Silver Rizla.

Jarg Burberry caps laaaaa.

 

[l4toffee]

Jarg Burberry caps laaaaa.

That was a wool thing .

 

[l4toffee]

Everton

Scum bags

 

[jal123]

Took me an hour to get out the John Lewis car park today in town and the soft gets in front are letting everyone in, naff off you divvies. Serves me right for driving to town, couldn't even have a pint. Told her she can leg it if she thinks that will be happening again, taxi in taxi out is a tenner, parking was £7.80 and it took all that time. No chance.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

It's not even January yet and already there are loads of utter divots who've put their Christmas Decorations up.

 

[WycombeToffee]

When you wash your hands and realise that all the towels are in the wash.