minor things that make you fume

[carlos21]

Nothing planned as yet mate I don't think, no doubt my missus has different ideas.

I know mate.

 

[COYBL25]

Old people without manners. I'm all for respecting my elders but some just treat the youth of today like peasants.

Usually happens in the Post Office or Supermarket on " yellow sticker " day.

Not a word is said, you're just barged out of the way and heaven help you if you say anything !

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Call centres and to be more exact those bleeding awful voice recognition 'option' systems.

Tell me why you are calling today?

Put me through to some knacker

So you want to cancel your account, is that right?

No, put me through to an actual human you automated piece of crap

So it's about your broadband, is that right?

*smashes phone on desk*

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Call centres and to be more exact those bleeding awful voice recognition 'option' systems.

Tell me why you are calling today?

Put me through to some knacker

So you want to cancel your account, is that right?

No, put me through to an actual human you automated piece of crap

So it's about your broadband, is that right?

*smashes phone on desk*

I had that from April - September 2014 from talktalk, mate. Countless calls & 15 (Yes - FIFTEEN, ONE-A-'KIN-FIVE) engineer visits.

Mad thing is, I'm still with them

 

[Westend Blue]

Over political correctness these days can't say or do something without offending some beauts

 

[COYBL25]

My lad using his micro scooter in the house, gonna snap the thing in two pretty soon

 

[AndyC]

TV presenters who when talking about the heights of cliffs or waterfalls etc say x number of feet or the equivalent of x number of London buses... Don't we have buses anywhere else in the UK and if yes, are they so massively different in size as to be rendered useless for height comparison purposes ?

 

[summerisle]

Since when did Shrove Tuesday become 'Pancake Tuesday'.

 

[COYBL25]

Trapped nerve in my shoulder, it's not painful, just extremely annoying .

 

[Toast]

Over political correctness these days can't say or do something without offending some beauts

Get it off your chest mate..
No one will judge you on here.

 

[efcforever]

Over political correctness these days can't say or do something without offending some beauts

This.

I find this thread really entertaining so I started a closed Facebook group with people I thought had a sense of humour with the same title as this thread. All it did was cause arguments with people taking offence at other peoples fumes. I probably should've known better to be fair.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

When due to certain circumstances you have to get the bus and the bus ends up being half an hour late and you get soaked in this horrible rain

 

[AaronTheBlue]

YouTube bloggers making millions a year on the back of other people's work (gaming) or just zero talent.

People who make backwards naive comments like this

 

[Brendan Janus]

Cold toilet seats, doesn't make me fume, just annoyed !

 

[SteRobbo84]

I find this thread really entertaining so I started a closed Facebook group with people I thought had a sense of humour with the same title as this thread. All it did was cause arguments with people taking offence at other peoples fumes. I probably should've known better to be fair.

Made me laugh that, can just imagine all the fyoooom!

Today's gripe for me is that the 'Volume up' button on my phone has packed in. So now when listening to music, I have to unlock the phone, open the volume app and do it there. Sounds silly but it's a total ball ache!