minor things that make you fume

[Groucho]

Hearing the Wife isn't going to the Butchers on Steak and Blowjob day.

Sake!!!

If she fancies the butcher, that's a good thing....

 

[Yorkie]

I had to pay 17 quid for a new wire the other day. I felt honestly like the victim of sexual assault.

Ever had to get one at a train station/airport etc?
You know full well that it's a cheap one you can get for a fraction of the price later, but you need it now and they know it.

 

[Sapie88]

Ever had to get one at a train station/airport etc?
You know full well that it's a cheap one you can get for a fraction of the price later, but you need it now and they know it.

I try to avoid anything from places like that, absolute rip off merchants. It's actually cheaper to get a decent lunch out of Marksies in Lime St than WH Smiths.

 

[Yorkie]

I try to avoid anything from places like that, absolute rip off merchants. It's actually cheaper to get a decent lunch out of Marksies in Lime St than WH Smiths.

I've grabbed a late tea of whatever sandwich is left and 4 tins of 'Belgian Lager' from there a few times.
They should print advice like this in match day programmes for visiting fans.

 

[carlos21]

I try to avoid anything from places like that, absolute rip off merchants. It's actually cheaper to get a decent lunch out of Marksies in Lime St than WH Smiths.

Hello mate.

 

[carlos21]

I've grabbed a late tea of whatever sandwich is left and 4 tins of 'Belgian Lager' from there a few times.
They should print advice like this in match day programmes for visiting fans.

Gday mate.

 

[Sapie88]

Hello mate.

Yo brother.

 

[carlos21]

Yo brother.

Yo okay.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Metal tea pots in cafés, hotels, etc.

Why?! Just bloody burnt my hand.

 

[carlos21]

Yo brother.

Hello Sapie

 

[GwladysBlue]

Adam Levine and every Maroon 5 song.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When someone is stood behind you and they put their hand on the backrest of your chair and move it about loads. Annoying as fk. You tell them to stop it and they get all offended and think you're in a mood. No knob head, I just don't want you tw@ing my back rest against me continuously, you insufferable tit.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

People at work who approach your desk to discuss something but creep up slowly, rap the corner of the desk with their knuckles to see 'if you are in'. Yes, I am in and I could see you a mile off you bleurt but sadly didn't have chance to leg it.

 

[The Cowboy]

Wow, you lot work in some shocking environments.

My only beef is people who hover by your desk waiting for you to acknowledge them, rather than them just saying what they want.

 

[AdamEFC]

Wow, you lot work in some shocking environments.

My only beef is people who hover by your desk waiting for you to acknowledge them, rather than them just saying what they want.

Sometimes when I'm bored I just leave them standing there and see how long they wait before they say anything.