minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Yeah but you, on a motorbike? You'd be like Maverick in Top Gun speeding away from that stuck up instructors after he had given her his best... I'm frothing at the gash at the thought of it.

I'd ride it in nothing but a vest and a pair of denim shorts. Might have to get a sidecar for all the bitches.

 

[jal123]

I'd ride it in nothing but a vest and a pair of denim shorts. Might have to get a sidecar for all the bitches.

I'll follow in a golf buggy with a mop and bucket, to sanitise our streets after you've rode through.

 

[Caso01]

Yeah they're horrendous. I'm working in Woolwich funnily enough. Right by City airport. Got public transport to work and back for the first time ever. Left at 6am, and I'll be getting in at 8pm. Fk that. I'll be getting a car soon I think.

The thought of a motorbike has crossed my mind. I'd get around so quickly. Then I pictured my mum's face at my inevitable funeral.

What happened to your company car?.
Serious question by the way, not taking the mick.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'll follow in a golf buggy with a mop and bucket, to sanitise our streets after you've rode through.

lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

What happened to your company car?.
Serious question by the way, not taking the mick.

Started a new job today mate and they don't do company cars. They just give you more money and say do what you want with it. So I'm slumming it on the tube until I decide what I'm going to do.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

You don't get such problems in London with roads made of gold!

That yellow isn't gold. It's piss from all the tramps you collect.

 

[The Cowboy]

What happened to your company car?.
Serious question by the way, not taking the mick.

BLFs carefully constructed charade suddenly comes crashing down as he's revealed to be a DLR cleaner.

 

[jal123]

BLFs carefully constructed charade suddenly comes crashing down as he's revealed to be a DLR cleaner.

The company car

 

[jal123]

Them two cockneys on talksport at 10 every night. Absolute cranks. I can't sleep in silence so I have the radio on low but those two make me want to self harm. Beauts.

 

[evertoniandy]

Them two cockneys on talksport at 10 every night. Absolute cranks. I can't sleep in silence so I have the radio on low but those two make me want to self harm. Beauts.

Classic FM.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Not for the first time I've accidentally worn black socks with brown shoes. With grey trousers so it's alright innit?

Innit?

 

[Groucho]

Not for the first time I've accidentally worn black socks with brown shoes. With grey trousers so it's alright innit?

Innit?

I wore odd shoes to clinic once.

Got dressed in the dark. Not only were they odd, one was brown and one black.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Not for the first time I've accidentally worn black socks with brown shoes. With grey trousers so it's alright innit?

Innit?

The socks should match the colour of the trousers, colour of shoe doesn't matter.

 

[Baines' left foot]

This bloke in my gym who no exaggeration clears his throat every 5 seconds. It's a massive "HUUUURRRRHHHH" which the whole gym can hear. I wish he'd just fk off.

 

[evertoniandy]

This bloke in my gym who no exaggeration clears his throat every 5 seconds. It's a massive "HUUUURRRRHHHH" which the whole gym can hear. I wish he'd just fk off.

This made me clear my throat.