minor things that make you fume

[Ashtonian]

The plastic Kopite in the office trying to discuss last night's match with me!

Plant a kilo of cocaine in his desk and when he goes out for lunch call the police and get him arrested for supplying cocaine to the south liverpool areas.

then hopefully when he is released from prison we are great again.

 

[carlos21]

Plant a kilo of cocaine in his desk and when he goes out for lunch call the police and get him arrested for supplying cocaine to the south liverpool areas.

then hopefully when he is released from prison we are great again.

Hello mate how are you today.

 

[Ashtonian]

Hello mate how are you today.

not good mate, bit like all of us eh?

 

[carlos21]

not good mate, bit like all of us eh?

I know lets win at Wembley mate.

 

[Ashtonian]

I know lets win at Wembley mate.

yeah mate, and leave martinez at a petrol station on the way back haha

 

[carlos21]

yeah mate, and leave martinez at a petrol station on the way back haha

Oh yes that would fun.

 

[larbert toffee]

Don't know if it's been mentioned but it surely must be a popular one, how about the old filling up at the petrol station, slowly squeezing the trigger to land on exactly £30 and guess what £30.01 DOH.

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

The plastic Kopite in the office trying to discuss last night's match with me!

Know how you feel, mate. I have an office next door to a kopite from daaaarn saaaaarf and he was texting me scoreline updates during the match, but I resisted the urge to respond. This fella is 41 years old.

When I arrived at work today he held four fingers up, so I finally snapped and said, "Koff you sad, pseudo kopite bellend. If you'd been born 10 years later you'd be a Man Utd fan."

The look on his face was a picture.

 

[efcforever]

Know how you feel, mate. I have an office next door to a kopite from daaaarn saaaaarf and he was texting me scoreline updates during the match, but I resisted the urge to respond. This fella is 41 years old.

When I arrived at work today he held four fingers up, so I finally snapped and said, "Koff you sad, pseudo kopite bellend. If you'd been born 10 years later you'd be a Man Utd fan."

The look on his face was a picture.

The one in our place didn't even watch the match. He's just pieced it all together after reading the match report and listening to other people.

 

[evertoniandy]

Where'd the Ainsley Harriott thread go?

 

[The Cowboy]

Don't know if it's been mentioned but it surely must be a popular one, how about the old filling up at the petrol station, slowly squeezing the trigger to land on exactly £30 and guess what £30.01 DOH.

I don't even try anymore. I just go full pelt towards £30, then just stop whenever I feel like it. £30.13, don't care.

 

[carlos21]

Where'd the Ainsley Harriott thread go?

Morning Andy how are you today mate

 

[evertoniandy]

Morning Andy how are you today mate

Still fuming that the Ainsley thread has gone, mate. That was gold. How are you, kid?

 

[carlos21]

Still fuming that the Ainsley thread has gone, mate. That was gold. How are you, kid?

I am doing okay today mate.

 

[larbert toffee]

I don't even try anymore. I just go full pelt towards £30, then just stop whenever I feel like it. £30.13, don't care.

That's ok if you.ve got a card on you, I just had the £30 on that occasion