minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Every day of every weekend one of my neighbours puts its w*nker of a dog in the garden and it barks for hours. Can't make a complaint because there's so many gardens it's impossible to see which one it's coming from. I've just yelled "shut your fking dog up" out of the window thought and it's stopped though. Result.

 

[sageyefc]

Taking my eldest lad. He'd made a Maritinez out banner and is gutted he went get to use it !

* won't

 

[COYBL25]

* won't

Typo x

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

* won't

lol

mark lawrenson says "went" when he means "wont", the bad queg.

 

[COYBL25]

My missus uses some "highlights" shampoo called Milkshake.

It's comes out of the bottle in a radioactive purple colour, which is fine, except that it won't come off the walls, the bath, the floor. As a result the whole bathroom has purple stains everywhere !

 

[Norwegian Cow]

that in england you say " put a smile on his face" .

well.. where the heck else would the smile be? "put a smile on his arse" ?

 

[carlos21]

that in england you say " put a smile on his face" .

well.. where the heck else would the smile be? "put a smile on his arse" ?

I agree with you there.

 

[Kurt.]

My missus uses some "highlights" shampoo called Milkshake.

It's comes out of the bottle in a radioactive purple colour, which is fine, except that it won't come off the walls, the bath, the floor. As a result the whole bathroom has purple stains everywhere !

her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[Baines' left foot]

My phone not charging properly no matter how many different combinations of cables and chargers I use. Infuriating.

 

[Brendan Janus]

My phone not charging properly no matter how many different combinations of cables and chargers I use. Infuriating.

Plug it in !!

 

[ijjysmith]

My phone not charging properly no matter how many different combinations of cables and chargers I use. Infuriating.

Have you blown in the plug sockets mate? Both ends?

 

[Norwegian Cow]

I forgot my wallet in my pants today when putting it in the washing machine.
Money,cards,reciepts, wallet.. all destroyed.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Have you blown in the plug sockets mate? Both ends?

YES.

It was even worse a few weeks ago so I got the charge port fixed. I CBA buying a new phone, got better things to be spending my money on like supplements and bitches, right lads?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Plug it in !!

DON'T EVEN GO THERE BRENDAN

 

[carlos21]

DON'T EVEN GO THERE BRENDAN

Yo Baines how are you after that penalty yesterday mate,