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minor things that make you fume

Today would be the second day in a row that I haven't been to the gym. I bought a load of junk food and beer before for the match but I'm feeling incredibly guilty even just looking at it. Going to drag myself to the gym now and miss the match so I can gorge with a clear conscience. Sake.
 
Today would be the second day in a row that I haven't been to the gym. I bought a load of junk food and beer before for the match but I'm feeling incredibly guilty even just looking at it. Going to drag myself to the gym now and miss the match so I can gorge with a clear conscience. Sake.
Even God himself took a day off big lad, treat yourself xx
 

Bob the sodding Builder.

I have to suffer this infernal nonsense every morning and it does my head in. Every time, one of Bob's incompetent machines, or his dumb assistant, does something utterly stupid, cos they either wanted to do something their own way, or blatantly disobeyed orders. Every single time, Bob just says 'ah, it's ok, we can fix it'. Just once, I want him to say 'this is going to have me in court, I'm going to have to let you go.'

This post is tongue-in-cheek of course, but it still sends a crap message to kids that you'll never have to face consequences for your actions.
 

Bob the sodding Builder.

I have to suffer this infernal nonsense every morning and it does my head in. Every time, one of Bob's incompetent machines, or his dumb assistant, does something utterly stupid, cos they either wanted to do something their own way, or blatantly disobeyed orders. Every single time, Bob just says 'ah, it's ok, we can fix it'. Just once, I want him to say 'this is going to have me in court, I'm going to have to let you go.'

This post is tongue-in-cheek of course, but it still sends a crap message to kids that you'll never have to face consequences for your actions.
It's incredibly unrealistic, there's never even a mention of a risk assessment or method statement.
 

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