minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

So someone needs a turd and they have to wait for everyone else to leave before going? That's not how life works ffs.

Fatties are second rate citizens though.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

When my farts are ripe, and there's nobody around to smell them. It's such a cruel waste

 

[EFCPaul]

People who come into your work and stink. A bloke came into our place today and hung around buying for ages and he absolutely reeked B.O. Kept walking down the aisles on the phone, I wanted him thrown out.

 

[evertoniandy]

Fatties are second rate citizens though.

I eat more than you, weigh more than you and earn more than you. Clean my shoes, pauper.

 

[The Cowboy]

People who come into your work and stink. A bloke came into our place today and hung around buying for ages and he absolutely reeked B.O. Kept walking down the aisles on the phone, I wanted him thrown out.

Some of the cleaners (bathroom attendants, if you will) absolutely stink to high heaven. Nasty cheap polyester shirts they have to wear as uniform probably don't help, and I could understand if it was 6pm after a full days cleaning, but it was like that at 8.30am the other day.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I eat more than you, weigh more than you and earn more than you. Clean my shoes, pauper.

I'm better looking and in better shape though. I win.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Tim Cahill on social media.

Loved and idolised him as a kid, but on social media he is a right tosser.

 

[Abertonian]

40/50 mph on the M6 due to roadworks / accidents - and also having a slow puncture

Took 13 hrs to drive to bath yesterday

 

[The Cowboy]

40/50 mph on the M6 due to roadworks / accidents - and also having a slow puncture

Took 13 hrs to drive to bath yesterday

When the overhead matrix sign says 40 and folk slam on without checking to see if there's actually a problem, thus causing the dance of the taillights. Infuriating.

 

[GwladysBlue]

40/50 mph on the M6 due to roadworks / accidents - and also having a slow puncture

Took 13 hrs to drive to bath yesterday

I'd love to know how lorry drivers get away with bombing through the mandatory 50mph speed limits.

 

[The Cowboy]

I'd love to know how lorry drivers get away with bombing through the mandatory 50mph speed limits.

Because a) there's never any cameras anyway, and b) 90% of them are foreign drivers and will never receive a fine cos the fuzz can't be bothered with it.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Because a) there's never any cameras anyway, and b) 90% of them are foreign drivers and will never receive a fine cos the fuzz can't be bothered with it.

There are the average speed cameras.

They're in place on the M62, heading into/out of Manchester. They're also on the M6, I think they start near Macclesfield.

Even the English ones bomb through them. They drive to within a foot of the back of me to try make me go faster too. I deliberately slow down to wind them up.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm so fed up of having to undertake people doing 45 in a 50 in the OUTSIDE lane when other lanes are free. It's like I'm doing the slalom on the A406. An absolute abomination of a road.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Also people who deliberately jump a queue causing a whole lane to close down need to jump in a volcano.

 

[AndyC]

Also people who deliberately jump a queue causing a whole lane to close down need to jump in a volcano.

Those people get you in a right lava eh ?