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minor things that make you fume

Tesco mobile website.

I want to add another device to an existing account. You get extra mins and MBs for both phones. Doesn't sound like too much to ask, no?

Jesus wept. So I log in, then head to the Shop page - it logs me out.

So I try buying the new phone separately - I head to checkout, no option to enter existing account login details.

So I try creating a new account, using the existing details - lo and behold 'account already exists'.

Best the useless git on the live chat can offer - call the helpdesk. Except I can't, cos the account is my wifes, and she's mad busy with marking schoolbooks and they'll never accept me speaking to them.

So there it is, completely drawn a blank. Best thing is, two emails have just popped up on her phone informing her of 2 x password resets that I never asked for! So now it's completely screwed up.
 
Middle laners that have nothing on the inside of them for miles.

Women (always women) at the checkout who get their purse out when everything's been paid for, ffs get your credit/debit card/cash ready before you get to the till, don't then scramble for your card amongst your Next/Matalan/Tesco/M&S/NHS/kept receipts for 6 months!

Anyone and I mean ANYONE that uses the word 'Amazing!'

Guys that just let their nose/ear hair grow to forest growth length.

To be continued..............
 
Middle laners that have nothing on the inside of them for miles.

Women (always women) at the checkout who get their purse out when everything's been paid for, ffs get your credit/debit card/cash ready before you get to the till, don't then scramble for your card amongst your Next/Matalan/Tesco/M&S/NHS/kept receipts for 6 months!

Anyone and I mean ANYONE that uses the word 'Amazing!'

Guys that just let their nose/ear hair grow to forest growth length.

To be continued..............
Hi arteta how are you doing today mate
 

Middle laners that have nothing on the inside of them for miles.

Women (always women) at the checkout who get their purse out when everything's been paid for, ffs get your credit/debit card/cash ready before you get to the till, don't then scramble for your card amongst your Next/Matalan/Tesco/M&S/NHS/kept receipts for 6 months!

Anyone and I mean ANYONE that uses the word 'Amazing!'

Guys that just let their nose/ear hair grow to forest growth length.

To be continued..............
Love it mate. Some amazing observations there.
 
Oh, that reminds me, when you ask someone how they are, and they tell you but don't ask back how you are.

Now I'm not asking because I'm just being polite, I want to know, but at least after your 5 hour '.................' at least be courteous and ask how I am?

I do keep it to a few sentences honest!
 

Oh, that reminds me, when you ask someone how they are, and they tell you but don't ask back how you are.

Now I'm not asking because I'm just being polite, I want to know, but at least after your 5 hour '.................' at least be courteous and ask how I am?

I do keep it to a few sentences honest!
You know what really twists my melons? People who start a sentence with "like I say" and the ultimate no no..."to be fair"
 

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