minor things that make you fume



Are you chuffed :D

Not really.

I was looking out the kitchen window whilst waiting for the kettle to boil at around 5pm when I noticed it.

I turned to Mrs Troubador and said: "Look Mrs Troubador (because that's how I refer to her), there's a double rainbow."

She looked and said: "Oh yes."

Then we went into the living room and watched something on the television. Countryfile, maybe.

My cup of tea was nice. I had it with two Jaffa Cakes.
 
Not really.

I was looking out the kitchen window whilst waiting for the kettle to boil at around 5pm when I noticed it.

I turned to Mrs Troubador and said: "Look Mrs Troubador (because that's how I refer to her), there's a double rainbow."

She looked and said: "Oh yes."

Then we went into the living room and watched something on the television. Countryfile, maybe.

My cup of tea was nice. I had it with two Jaffa Cakes.

Two Jaffa Cakes, you'll be eating two Shrededed Wheat next, like Beefy !!
 

Mate you need to get to a joke shop or search online for various types of pen that do thing like explode or ink that disappears after a minute, or pm me for a way for them to expose I learned from a certain cookbook back in the 90s
knowing me i'd end up using it myself haha

Problem is as well is anyone nicking off your desk is usually after you go home, same as the age old fridge issue robbing milk and whatnot. Only happens when no-one can spot them. Once, and i'm genuinely not making this up, someone's whole lunch got robbed. During the day as well!
 
knowing me i'd end up using it myself haha

Problem is as well is anyone nicking off your desk is usually after you go home, same as the age old fridge issue robbing milk and whatnot. Only happens when no-one can spot them. Once, and i'm genuinely not making this up, someone's whole lunch got robbed. During the day as well!
That mentally has always baffled me. Stealing food from a coworker seems like one of the lowest things you can do, especially knowing that it's their only meal during a work shift.
 

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