minor things that make you fume

Go round and two foot em, right in the knee area

I wouldn't mind If it was once or twice a year mate but it's every month.

The ma is an ofsted registered childminder (It says so on her people carrier) and she lets her brats cause a racket until soft o'clock?! The arl fella's a complete nuckfugget - one of them what think they look hard cos they're bald so pathetically tries to act it - he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding, useless puddin' that he is.

Nothing better than the sound of children laughing and playing ya miserable scroat!

They don't laugh lad, they shriek and SCREAM the loudest they can. Feckin 14 or-so-year-old-rats.
 

People who barge to the front of the bar and shout out their order to get served.

Wait your turn you tits.

Went to that Alchemist, which takes an age to get served anyway, has loads of birds in their 40's/50's who act like they're super models pushing to the front to get served before everyone else whilst pouting - their was about 10 of them who did it throughout the night. Wish the bar staff would have some balls and tell them to f off instead of giving them what they want.
 

Went to that Alchemist, which takes an age to get served anyway, has loads of birds in their 40's/50's who act like they're super models pushing to the front to get served before everyone else whilst pouting - their was about 10 of them who did it throughout the night. Wish the bar staff would have some balls and tell them to f off instead of giving them what they want.
Happened to me yesterday before the match in The Black Horse.

Absolute nightmare to get served in there.
 
Went to that Alchemist, which takes an age to get served anyway, has loads of birds in their 40's/50's who act like they're super models pushing to the front to get served before everyone else whilst pouting - their was about 10 of them who did it throughout the night. Wish the bar staff would have some balls and tell them to f off instead of giving them what they want.


........gets out Google maps........................
 
When you're at your stag do and your mates pull a silly stunt like stripping you & tying you to a lamp post. OR kidnapping you, chucking you in a van, stripping you and then throwing you in a farmer's field over 100 miles from the wedding venue.
 
Had some road rage on my drive to work this morning. Middle aged bloke in Mercedes driving so far up my bumper I couldn't even see his registration plate, despite me being stuck behind a queue of cars myself. I got fed up and gestured towards him to back off, so he got even closer. I slowed down and he then undertook me through a non existent gap, missing my front bumper by inches. I saw him fiddling around with something and realised he was turning a rear facing dash cam on, and hit the brakes a few times as if he was trying to deliberately cause an accident. I was raging. Horrible scrote .
 


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