carlos21
KING OF REP
I am good today mate what you been doing.
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minor things that make you fume
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Playing with the kids mostly, set their trampoline up in the basement
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
The endless, repetitive bleeding tv adverts for: ppi, accidents, endangered animals and funeral planning.
As far as the animals are concerned, their plight would be well funded if you stopped turning the earth's resources into a stuffed toy of said animal, and stopped paying a fortune for TV ads.
As far as ppi is concerned, we get it. We got it two years ago, just stop!
As far as accidents are concerned - get rid of this revolting US blame and claim culture straight away. If I hurt my knee, it's probably my own damn fault.
As for funerals.... Just flog one of my kidneys when I don't need it anymore. Just WHY are these things so damn expensive anyway? It's just a hole in a field Ffs.
As far as the animals are concerned, their plight would be well funded if you stopped turning the earth's resources into a stuffed toy of said animal, and stopped paying a fortune for TV ads.
As far as ppi is concerned, we get it. We got it two years ago, just stop!
As far as accidents are concerned - get rid of this revolting US blame and claim culture straight away. If I hurt my knee, it's probably my own damn fault.
As for funerals.... Just flog one of my kidneys when I don't need it anymore. Just WHY are these things so damn expensive anyway? It's just a hole in a field Ffs.
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Even if it wasn't your fault, why can't people just suck it up? Unless you're left quadrospazzed by a drunken fork lift driver, just accept that accidents happen and move on.
And as for funerals, damn right, I'm donating myself to medical science, I'm guessing that's the cheapest option.
People who can't drive! some tool earlier when I was dropping my lad off at his mates pulled out and took my wing mirror off, when we pulled over he had the cheek to get out and say "Not sure if that was your fault or mine" shall we just say he ended up knowing who's fault it was!
Getting his details, then the cheeky fck turns round and says "can we speed this up because I'm in a rush, time is money" said to him that maybe if he hadn't been in a rush in the first place he wouldn't have demolished my mirror.
Turns out he worked as a delivery driver for Domino's, and he was on a delivery in a rental car.
Getting his details, then the cheeky fck turns round and says "can we speed this up because I'm in a rush, time is money" said to him that maybe if he hadn't been in a rush in the first place he wouldn't have demolished my mirror.
Turns out he worked as a delivery driver for Domino's, and he was on a delivery in a rental car.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Winter Wonderland. The only wonder is you'll wonder where all your money went (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
£15 for ice skating.
£15 to sit in an ice bar for 20 minutes. Ridiculous. But then rich tw@s will pay it without thinking.
£15 for ice skating.
£15 to sit in an ice bar for 20 minutes. Ridiculous. But then rich tw@s will pay it without thinking.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Might do on Saturday and spend the whole time moaning.
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
I like to have a crack at the cryptic crossword on the Guardian website, and I find myself getting increasingly irritated when I stumble upon an answer but have no idea why it's correct.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Radio adverts that treat you like an imbecile with their sound effects
For example when they stuff like "it can be used on a car (Vroom Vroom) and saves you money (Ka-ching)"
I know what a car and money is, I don't need a soundbite to remind me.
For example when they stuff like "it can be used on a car (Vroom Vroom) and saves you money (Ka-ching)"
I know what a car and money is, I don't need a soundbite to remind me.
