minor things that make you fume

[Big Fat Sam]

A fly appearing from nowhere just when you settle for a nice poo, and bzzzing around.

This a little bit... but not when pooing rather when in the bedroom and trying to relax. I live on ground floor and we get loads of flies ffs, makes me so angry. Can never catch them either. Horrible things.

 

[Sapie88]

People touching my hair. Just happened AGAIN! WTF is that?

They're trying to warm their hands. LOLZ.

 

[blue4eva77]

Catching some random looking at you, resulting in a mini stare off......and losing.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

The dog dragging the lawn mower cable under the mower.

I've just nearly died

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

The dog dragging the lawn mower cable under the mower.

I've just nearly died

Why, did someone shoot you too?

 

[scratchnsurf]

The dog dragging the lawn mower cable under the mower.

I've just nearly died

No circuit breaker Bryan?

You of all of us know how fragile life is.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

The Farmfoods adverts on TV "gets a 10 from Len". Who the hell is Len anyway?

 

[Callum_efc]

I'm from Tranmere (wool) but what pisses me off are these other wools who try to be super scouse in text. Mainly on the twitter front. Usually women trying to get in with the lads (opinions obviously) .

 

[McBain]

BEYONCE KNOWLES

Okay. What a complete Fraud.

For anyone who happened to catch the MTV VMA's, Beyonce espoused the virtuousness of Womens Rights all the while gyrating on Stripper Poles accompanied by saucy dancers in Flesh coloured outfits, also gyrating on Stripper Poles.

And her songs are just awful. Worse than Awful.

Beyonce Says - while standing epically infront of a giant Feminist sign.
Because I am female
I am expected to aspire to marriage

Beyonce Does - While licking her microphone humping a lounge chair.
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

 

[Elong]

YES MACCA.

But I still would, all night long.

 

[McBain]

YES MACCA.

But I still would, all night long.

I wouldn't. No way. I'd spend all night grilling her on why she thinks it's okay to confuse an entire generation with mixed messages.

That'd Show her.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Lucozade bottles that fizz loudly and you can't figure out here the noise is coming from, this is because the bottle top isn't' on correctly.

 

[Tree13]

Chuggers. Absolutely despise them.

I am especially enraged when, after I make it clear I have no interest in speaking to them by walking as far away from them as possible, they move to intercept and try to start a conversation.

If we had a 12-hour purge window, I'd hunt them all down.

 

[WA Toffee]

Chuggers. Absolutely despise them.

I am especially enraged when, after I make it clear I have no interest in speaking to them by walking as far away from them as possible, they move to intercept and try to start a conversation.

If we had a 12-hour purge window, I'd hunt them all down.

What the hell is a chugger?

 

[Baines' left foot]

The toilets on site. I always seems to sit down for a dump just as 50 Romanians walk in screaming and shouting and making the cabin feel like it's going to topple over.

They also don't seem to know how to flush a toilet properly, or how to put toilet paper in the toilet.

Degenerates.