minor things that make you fume

[The Cowboy]

My train company have introduced some brand new trains into service.

They are without doubt the most uncomfortable seats I've ever sat on. I've sat on wooden bench seats on trains in Cambodia that were more agreeable.

That's a bunch, Bombardier.

 

[carlos21]

Carlos lad

Alright Phil

 

[GwladysPhil]

Alright Phil

Sound mate how are you?

 

[carlos21]

Sound mate how are you?

I am good today mate

 

[GwladysPhil]

I am good today mate

Good lad, hope you had a great time during Christmas and new years.

 

[carlos21]

Good lad, hope you had a great time during Christmas and new years.

I got drunk mate.

 

[GwladysPhil]

I got drunk mate.

Uh ohhh

 

[Groucho]

That bit near the end of "Moondance" where Van Morrison basically gargles.

 

[carlos21]

Uh ohhh

Hahaha.

 

[GlosBlue]

If you are looking to rent a property, or let yours out, I'll offer you a piece of advice...
...avoid Leaders like the plague!

https://www.allagents.co.uk/leaders/

 

[anjelikaferrett]

The echo again. Or more specifically journalism.

Story on the website saying life long liverpool fan dies.

Aren't all fans life long fans? Why run that as the main description of them? Why not run with their merits, person in question was a football coach for kids, why not go with thst?

I'm a life long everton fan, doesn't really describe me much other than I have been used to being disappointed over and over again lol

Yes. I hate stuff like that. Read a story in The Mail On Sunday (my parents buy it) about a woman who was having difficulty having a baby and had eventually used a surrogate. Here's the headline:

"Our little miracle of Longleat: Lady Weymouth – Britain’s first black aristocrat – reveals the devastating illness that made a natural delivery too dangerous… and led to a surrogate baby"

What has her ethnicity got to do with the story?

 

[Blues Harp]

Bearded hipsters...will hopefully be consigned to the same place as mullets....stupid trendy barber shops....

 

[Groucho]

The little red standby light on the telly.

What's it for? I know the telly is off, there's no picture and I remember turning it off.

 

[tadao]

The little red standby light on the telly.

What's it for? I know the telly is off, there's no picture and I remember turning it off.

It's to remind you you're still using about 10% of the electricity, you would use if watching the tv.

 

[Kurt.]

Vaping on my new tank at the bus stop this morning.....

To be honest... you should be stabbed in the eye with a pair of scissors for this sentence alone ffs