minor things that make you fume

[larbert toffee]

Lol.

I'll reverse that one.

First time my mates fella came over from Kent for a night out, he was amazed that the barmaids only took twenty pence as a tip, let alone how cheap a drink was, compared to Kent. He instantly fell in love with the North

There's a guy visit's our work from darn sarf, I says to him "where you from mate" - "Kent " came the reply, "Are you a man of Kent or a Kentish man" I asked excpectantly "----" I'm just a Kent" he said.........

 

[blue61]

And Vicky Pollard lookalikes too.

The Beckhams main house - Beckingham Palace is on the outskirts in the countryside bit on the approach as you drive in.

lollollollollollollol

Should be renamed Harlot

 

[summerisle]

The worst place work have ever booked me into is in Harlow, a seedy brothel with blood and snot on the walls, if the Oasis Hotel still operates, stay well clear. I slept in the car that night.

lol

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel...ews-The_Oasis_Hotel-Harlow_Essex_England.html

 

[carlos21]

And there always in towns like Bracknell or Harlow.

Widnes with a different accent.

I used once did two weeks in Harlow, the only thing thing that kept me sane was going for a run and drinking every night.

Bed,

 

[Baines' left foot]

Haha.

That was clearly the cyclists fault. Looks like they did it deliberately to cause a fuss.

Cyclists in London are awful. Half of them don't have lights and seem to think that they can use a mixture of roads and pavements. I hate the ones that try and ride across zebra crossings, I don't stop for those bells.

One undertook me a couple of days ago when I was doing about 25mph and then had the cheek to say I didn't leave him enough room! Felt like running him down.

Got undertaken by another cyclist today at high speed. He left about 8 inches and then tried to blame me for it. He refused my offer to pull over and discuss why he thought I was wrong.

Might get one of those dash cams.

 

[cronullasharks]

Getting to the traffic lights just as they go red knowing it'll be about 3 minutes till they go green again

 

[Walken]

Got undertaken by another cyclist today at high speed. He left about 8 inches and then tried to blame me for it. He refused my offer to pull over and discuss why he thought I was wrong.

Might get one of those dash cams.

arrrrr lad, proper fronted him did u???!!!!! boss that

 

[Baines' left foot]

arrrrr lad, proper fronted him did u???!!!!! boss that

I don't offer people fist fights like you feral scousers. As a wool I wanted to discuss the issue like an adult.

 

[The Cowboy]

I'm currently in Dartford. Absolute dump.

Another thing, at the bar before I said take your own as you do when the barmaid is fit, she only went and took a full price of a drink. Southern blurts.

1) dunno how long you're there for, but if you want a nice country pub, head to The Fighting Cocks in Horton Kirby, it's near to Dartford.

2) 'take your own' is a solely northern concept. Don't expect anyone to take 20p if you say that down here, they'll assume you mean a full drink.

 

[The Cowboy]

Got undertaken by another cyclist today at high speed. He left about 8 inches and then tried to blame me for it. He refused my offer to pull over and discuss why he thought I was wrong.

Might get one of those dash cams.

Do you know who I am?

Who?

Baines' Left Foot

Who?

Baines' Left Foot

Who?

BAINES' LEFT FOOT!

Who's that?

Me!!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Do you know who I am?

Who?

Baines' Left Foot

Who?

Baines' Left Foot

Who?

BAINES' LEFT FOOT!

Who's that?

Me!!

He wouldn't have got past the 2nd question, I'd have murked the fam.

 

[GwladysBlue]

I recently bought a stubble trimmer and had a go of it last night, from the front I thought everything looked okay and I'd got everywhere.

Just looked in the mirror in work then and my side burns look like effin Wolverine!

 

[Tree13]

2) 'take your own' is a solely northern concept. Don't expect anyone to take 20p if you say that down here, they'll assume you mean a full drink.

For the benefit of those of us who grew up with a domestic running water supply and without livestock inside the home, can you explain what "take your own" is please? I have never heard of this before.

 

[GwladysPhil]

For the benefit of those of us who grew up with a domestic running water supply and without livestock inside the home, can you explain what "take your own" is please? I have never heard of this before.

Normally say "one for yourself" and the bar staff who served you will take 20 - 50p.

I can understand why in places like down south, where the term is not widely used, they'd take like a fiver.

 

[degsy]

For the benefit of those of us who grew up with a domestic running water supply and without livestock inside the home, can you explain what "take your own" is please? I have never heard of this before.

'Oop north' were tipping is not the norm and hardly anybody 'runs a tab' but pays cash as they go. It is offered as a courtesy, but NOT a tip as we don't tip, to deduct from your change a small nominal amount - which if you're busy and pulling pints hand over fist can soon mount up and is also tax free.

Oh and you forgot coal in the bath

Bath? - Luxury!...and away we go.