Minor things that make you happy

[Moomin]

I am usually ready before the mrs when we go anywhere so I go start the car and wait for her, then when she goes to open the door I pull away, I continue to do this about 5 or 6 times up the road, sometimes she'll just stand there in a strop so I reverse back to her and she thinks she's won, then I pull away again.

It never ceases to amaze me how much it makes me laugh.

When she says " Pass me that pen " i will always put it in her hand and pull it away laughing. I will always say " Only messing " and do it again until she tries to snatch it voilently then i will say " Don't snatch, its bad manners " and butt her.

 

[Bungle]

Hahaha, you're such a tit.

I used to love doing that too though.

Used to.

Soon mate, you'll find another woman to torment with these sort of antics. She thinks she's clever by doing some kind of walk in front of the car tactic to stop me doing it, little does she know that I'll happily run the bitch over.

 

[BlueLlama]

Soon mate, you'll find another woman to torment with these sort of antics. She thinks she's clever by doing some kind of walk in front of the car tactic to stop me doing it, little does she know that I'll happily run the bitch over.

Surely reversing back the other way is just as amusing?

 

[FTY]

Farts in the bath

 

[Moomin]

Surely reversing back the other way is just as amusing?

And it makes the mileage go back as well.

 

[Bungle]

Surely reversing back the other way is just as amusing?

It would be if there wasn't a house about 3ft behind where I park

 

[Moomin]

It would be if there wasn't a house about 3ft behind where I park

I'd find it amusing.

 

[BlueLlama]

It would be if there wasn't a house about 3ft behind where I park

Meh, hit it then say "Now look what you made me do"

 

[Baines' left foot]

Soon mate, you'll find another woman to torment with these sort of antics. She thinks she's clever by doing some kind of walk in front of the car tactic to stop me doing it, little does she know that I'll happily run the bitch over.

It's the thing I miss most.

Farts in the bath

Never, ever, ever, trust a fart after the age of 25. Certainly not one whilst in the bath.

 

[SiOnemore]

WHP being back in Store Street for one year only and being able to party there a few last times.

not sure why this makes you that happy - as a venue its not great, in my view.

 

[Bungle]

I'd find it amusing.

Meh, hit it then say "Now look what you made me do"

Now you mention it, that house is currently empty, so why not eh?

 

[BlueLlama]

Now you mention it, that house is currently empty, so why not eh?

Excuse for a new car too - and all HER fault

 

[Furey1878]

Hahaha, you're such a tit.

I used to love doing that too though.

Used to.

Don't worry, mate.... you'll find a new car one day.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Doing my self assessment and getting back £475.

 

[Blue Cheese]

If they re-enacted a scene from Apocalypse Now using Essex as the backdrop.

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"

 

[Bungle]

That point in the day after a drunken night out where it becomes safe to fart again.